CineMotherLovers

@TheMattMcInnis & @AdventuresOfDan host this weekly movie pod-mentary: Listen like a podcast, or hit play when we do and watch like a DVD commentary track!

[Matt McInnis @TheMattMcInnis]

@CineMoLos commentary track for episode 7 now available! take us with you to see Star Wars for the 9th time. at https://t.co/LsU5NO6OjP

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Fun Fact: In Germany, the movie Die Hard is known simply as "The Hard".

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Me: Christopher Lee just died. :(
Wife: The guy from My Name is Earl? :(
Divorce judge: Granted!

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You can rearrange the letters in the title of the movie Hook to spell "Ok ho".

Like, not even a good one. Just an ok one.

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Lorne Michaels's porn name would be Porne Michaels. #SNL40

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The call is coming from inside the I don't give a shit.

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To truly understand Michael Keaton, you can't just watch Batman or Birdman. You have to watch Mr. Mom.

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Don't kid yourself fellas, Seinfeld is just Friends for dudes.

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Check out Ep 10: TMNT II, in which @dustin_kaufman of @KaufDropsLive hangs out in karate gis w/ us. Available now at http://t.co/MpSU44SwnJ!

[CineMotherLovers @CineMoLos]

Everytime you hear the laugh track on an episode of That 70s Show, don't forget that Red Foreman has killed people.

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#TheForceAwakens before dawn, he puts his boots on. He takes a face from the ancient gallery, and he walks on down the hall.

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#TheForceAwakens in a dark room. There is a table. Obvious exits are North, West, or East.

Command?> _

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#TheForceAwakens at a guy's apartment, and has to get a cab home, nursing a hangover, and carrying last night's heels.

[CineMotherLovers @CineMoLos]

Awaken, or wake not. There is no snooze button.
#StarWars #EpisodeVII #TheForceAwakens

[Dan McFarland @AdventuresOfDan]

Just described a guy as "volume-wise, he's about .85 Uncle Phils."

So just a heads up, that's our unit of measuring dude-size now.

[CineMotherLovers @CineMoLos]

✂️ VE'LL COME BACK UND CUT OFF UR JOHNSON. ✂️ 🌊🐻🌊🌊

[Earnest August @earnestaugust]

If you ever think something's impossible, just remember -

Sylvester Stallone made an entire movie about arm wrestling.

[CineMotherLovers @CineMoLos]

Trust me, there's a HUGE difference between a movie being awesome, and a movie being good.

Star Crash, for example.

[NashGeekGirl @NashGeekGirl]

@CineMoLos FINALLY talk over A Knight's Tale, bond over turn-ons, guilty pleasures, and how pretty Heath Ledger was. http://t.co/4PGSWL2tjw

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Check out Ep 9: A Knight's Tale, in which we FINALLY talk about A Knights Tale, trailers, and farts. Available now at http://t.co/XrbDdCWYqE