Earnest August

Chasing waterfalls

[Earnest August @earnestaugust]

@KeysToChangeAZ Hopefully the volunteers can get something accomplished as opposed to your completely worthless paid staff

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

So now I have to learn the name of another prime minister?

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

i have two unwritten rules:

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

Being an adult is just a constant series of idk, idc, and lots of wtf.

[Grian Egan @GrianEgan]

If we combined our sparks of madness,
we’d be sure to create fireworks.

[Earnest August @earnestaugust]

@getitright2018 @BiltmoreHeiress You're right, 50% of married women are being physically assaulted by their husband's as we speak, makes total sense.

[kmm ☆*･ﾟﾟ @kristenisdivine]

They’re not love handles, they’re sex grips

[Dr Whom @chapel3929]

Statistically there should be a lot more elderly zombies

[Lindsay @Rollinintheseat]

I judge people based on how long it takes them to find a picture of their dog on their phone.

[Earnest August @earnestaugust]

@Paula_Galloway @4counting @BiltmoreHeiress A black single mother, someone should alert the press

[Earnest August @earnestaugust]

@Paula_Galloway @4counting @BiltmoreHeiress I thank my lucky stars everyday that I was raised by a woman who understood her family comes before her own wants & desires

[Earnest August @earnestaugust]

@FlashyTaser You had a milato child, gross

[Earnest August @earnestaugust]

@Paula_Galloway @4counting @BiltmoreHeiress If you wanna go out into the world & be Ms Independant Woman, that's your business - but when you decide to bring children into this world, it's not about you anymore so fuck your dreams

[Earnest August @earnestaugust]

@getitright2018 @BiltmoreHeiress You're right, why let factual statistics & a reasoned argument get in the way of your agenda 👌

[Earnest August @earnestaugust]

@SharonFromNEOH @loletadude @BiltmoreHeiress I bet you prefer spewing your agenda all over the internet instead of doing 10 seconds of research: https://t.co/aZJB7xNcEk

[Earnest August @earnestaugust]

@getitright2018 @BiltmoreHeiress Thanks to that same activism, the divorce rate has climbed 150% since 1955 & over half of all children are now being raised in broken homes

[Earnest August @earnestaugust]

@BiltmoreHeiress @firefly909 If today's modern woman prefers dying alone with her cats, men are happy to oblige them

[Earnest August @earnestaugust]

@BiltmoreHeiress The divorce rate in 1955 was 20%, hmm I wonder what changed because it wasn't the men

[Earnest August @earnestaugust]

@FlashyTaser Which one did you give birth to?