Alan

Grew up on Marvel Comics and Life Magazine. Major networks (ABC,CBS,NBC) Vietnam War. SF, Fantasy and TV westerns. Never understood the racist shit.

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@MysterySolvent The Magic Christian?

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@patriottakes Or in her panties? Which?

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@WingnutCraytown But not in their bedrooms...

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@joncoopertweets And why can't it be both?

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@nathaliejacoby1 No they all died. No wait, they all lived. No, they all died/lived again. Voting somewhere in the US (probably Florida).

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@ACTBrigitte Why should you care? Such a sweeping statement has to come from a person that votes MAGA. Nobody else would have the hubris. More honest than being an evangelical prosperity preacher I guess. Just not as much money...

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@dancingonapin Actually I don't believe libertarians practice politics. Kinda like a flat earther referring to anything and using the word "global"... I'd cut her loose - plenty of cute cat pictures around.

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@MysterySolvent brilliant! nips DOJ weaponization in the bud. And will make the MAGA investigation look even sillier (if that's possible).

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@true_sea You're right. Gas stoves are a very low technology and they are republicans so it was right in front of us the whole time. Who knew? We will hear about horse and buggies in the next 2 years...

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@tracybethblue Not being a republican I have a hard time starting to believe in conspiracy theories. And newly turning 70 I know how my memory works - now.

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@MysterySolvent Daddy please love me.

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@Peatches66 @djgirl40 So she plays with her food?

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@MysterySolvent Say no to pancakes.

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@LolaFaglana @CJF_NC 1 or 2?

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@BY1959 bland no spice added food. Trust me - they are used to it...

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@BuzzPatterson @elonmusk @Twitter @JoeBiden Don't forget gullible in your Twitter bio. Very gullible. Or making money off the gullible is your profession. One or the other...

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@patriottakes So now he's a clothes horse/designer?

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@RealJamesWoods Nah. Just the same old dicks on Twitter. Why? You don't keep track of politics anymore?

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@ColetteMandin You can't explain stupid. Sorry.

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@JackPosobiec what a dick. you got a thing for little girls Jack? Don't hide it - be it...