Unlimted Ben

Hi, I'm Ben and I'm an Unlimited member. I'm that annoyingly smug twat you used to see before every film at Cineworld. Phil is my nemesis.

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I hope Phil catches Coronavirus, the smug twat

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@yelnats_eel @cineworld It’s Phil’s sex tape

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Phil: https://t.co/CdzgW2EYQu

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Just tried @cineworld VIP. When the hot dogs are free it’s amazing where you can insert them (even my mother in law to be!)

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@razzamatazzur Oh well! Still, I bet they don’t get regular back row fun with their mother in law to be 😏

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Who does this Phil twat think he is? He’s not a god - I am THE god!

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@Reality_Tim @seanbookless I’m not allowed to sit next to her any more after what happened that one time…

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@sydneybeans57 Always is

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@smirnoffmachine @craig_tommy @mrjuanfran @swfcbarry @JeremyClarkson By the way do you prefer salty or sweet popcorn?

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@smirnoffmachine @craig_tommy @mrjuanfran @swfcbarry @JeremyClarkson Those mysterious streaks and stains on the backs of the seats didn’t come from nowhere 😉

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@smirnoffmachine @craig_tommy @mrjuanfran @swfcbarry @JeremyClarkson Ever heard of pegging?

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@simfelemy @williamstafford @yelnats_eel I met her when she was working at Cineworld. One day she had a terrible accident with the popcorn machine. Such disfigurement… we can never take her to a public place. But I still love her.

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@simfelemy @williamstafford @yelnats_eel My girlfriend and my fiancé are two different people.

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@amerryweather10 Sorry, I’ve been getting my 25% discount in the Cineworld bar so not totally with it tonight. Good thing I can’t get 4 glasses of wine for £7.50 any more as I’d probably be jobless by now.

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@amerryweather10 My fiancé’s at home looking after my ex’s kid. And I took the reward because I’m a smug git (as you can tell by looking at my face). As for the plumber… you’ve never seen one of those 1970s “Confessions Of A…” films?

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@Mr_JamesJohnson @cineworld It’s all one massive love triangle (but my plumber’s just a bit on the side)

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@MichaelCraig96 @cineworld 1) I’m not allowed to sit next to her after what happened in Fifty Shades
2) Got to keep some control
3) I do. The toilets at West India Quay keep flooding so he’s handy to have around.

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@TonyInglis1 @rosstmiller He really sorted my pipes out

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@PaulFrame85 @steamedhamms Have you recommended your plumber yet?