Robbers broke into my house last night, they took my TV, Laptop and Wallet.
I begged one of them to let me pick something from the wallet.
The robber was shocked I only picked my voters card.
He was touched and asked who I wanted to vote for, I said PBAT.
He returned all my belongings to me because he was an undecided voter that lost his mother to 13 months doctors' strike in Anambra, 2012.
He said he can't forgive Peter Obi for that reason.
He told his gang to leave my apartment and focus elsewhere.
The love of President Tinubu has saved my belongings ��❤️
I am reliably informed that there was a total National Grid Collapse at precisely 12:23pm today. This is one collapse too many. It is the 6th time this is happening this year alone.
Breaking News: Elon Musk announces he will buy the S&P 500 for yet to be determined price after Tesla dropped from S&P's ESG Index (Environmental Social & Governance standards) over working conditions, crashes, racial discrimination allegations & poor low carbon strategy. 🤣