Stoopid

I am here for Touhou and fun things

[wabak @wabakapex]

“With aim assist enabled, most of the neurons were unnecessary.”

[MsLee🌷 (miyazaki’s LEGIT chosen prophet) @All_Lee24]

Meiling’s youkai concept is the fear that if you try to approach a woman, she’ll kill immediately you with unblockable Tai Chi Chuan

[Sum🅱️oi 🇬🇷☦️ @Smthingedgy]

What if you
wanted to make a left turn on a double yellow, single lane road?
But the biker 5 light years behind you said
"義は山嶽よりも重く、死は鴻毛よりも軽しと覚悟せよ"

[Urart🫀🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @Urart3]

Everyone:- Yaaaay world cup!

Orcas vs Pilot Whales main plot:-

[#1 deer hater @helloquacken]

They genuinely actually never learned to cook on that god forsaken island

[Untruthful 💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦄 @Untruthful214]

making an SCP movie with the exact directing/storytelling style of a minecraft movie would be so fucking hilarious

[planefag @planefag]

I love that Japan has figured out that they can summon Americans like a youkai by chanting the invocation and whatever tiresome Communist they're facing will find their replies flooded by eagles and flags

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

You can consume food and drink on the train as long as it’s delicious, otherwise transit employees will tie you to the tracks damsel in distress style. which is not a bad way to meet someone if you’re lonely in the city, assuming you’re worth saving of course

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A lawyer who had just undergone surgery emerges from anesthesia and notices that the room is dark.

"Nurse, why are all the blinds drawn?"

And the nurse says, "There's a big fire across the street and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation was a failure."

[🫖🍂Rook🦃🥧 @Griot2325]

1980: US hockey team beats the Soviet Union. The Soviet Union dissolves a decade later.

2026: US hockey team beats Canada. Canada dissolves a week later.

[🇺🇸Rhodesian Yukari🇵🇭 @RicharD1ckJohn]

Billions will die if somebody gets the nerve to make crossover fanart of this and "Gushing over Magical Girls" roflmao

[Alexis Blexas @agraybee]

As the CEO of the Torment Nexus I've been deeply disturbed by the things I've seen the Torment Nexus do. Humanity is not ready. How can you prepare? Well for a modest fee you can subscribe to the Torment Nexus.

[zack @ZAC__IMPACT]

Team Fortress 2 and Overwatch are both old miserable men in a retirement home except TF2s kids still visit him

[Robots Digest 🤖 @robotsdigest]

Physical intelligence needs touch, not just vision. eFlesh is a fully 3D-printable magnetic tactile sensor that enables reliable slip detection and contact awareness on real robots, using low-cost hardware and scalable fabrication

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

the homeless guy outside 711 is starting to memorize some of my attack patterns but he doesn't know I got a phase 2

[Ghost cabinet COMMS OPEN @SalobreMon47]

>be artist
>Always draw edgy shit
>Draw something nice and wholesome for once
>The person you drew fucking dies

You can't make up this shit

[Bekay @kinpatsukenshi]

Space Marines used to write "DEATH DEALER" on their camouflaged power armor, bang eldar chicks, and go down to the underhive to curbstomp random dumbass gangers just to remind everyone who's boss. You don't see that anymore.

[il_ho @101ho_]

If it doesn't belong anywhere, it will end in a bad ending😢

[il_ho @101ho_]

Tzeentch seems to be plotting something..