Circe

I am the Sea witch. I let my army of wolves and hounds do my bidding. On the side I am a chemist, who creates elixirs, for the men I lure with my song.

[Circe @circegrace]

@circethewitchh I'm the better witch, while you come across like a b.... #chekyoself #ubad

[Circe @circegrace]

@circethewitchh ha why not just trick them

[Circe @circegrace]

@divine_calypso you begged him, while he begged for his life #fightme #urbadkid

[Circe @circegrace]

The original roofie #magicaldrink #theonlymagicisthedankmemes

[Circe @circegrace]

TFW they call me a goddess when I'm really just a chemist

[Circe @circegrace]

Just because I let them back into men, doesn't mean my fun has ended

[Circe @circegrace]

He listened to me about the Sirens! But he still leaves me

[Circe @circegrace]

Sometimes I get lonely on an island by myself, with only animals to call as friends

[Circe @circegrace]

@divine_calypso He may be sleeping in your bed, but he needs me, and he needs you for what? #alittleconfused #sideho

[Circe @circegrace]

When he tries to believe he can escape Scylla and Charybdis and your like

[Circe @circegrace]

When he still raids the beeves after you said no #youdonegoofed #toldyouso

[Circe @circegrace]

When you tell him he has to go through Scylla and Charybdis and he's like

[Circe @circegrace]

When comes through with the prophecy

[Circe @circegrace]

when you turn the pigs back into pigs...I mean men #shady #menarepigs #feminism

[Circe @circegrace]

When your drink doesn't work

[Circe @circegrace]

TFW you know that the underworld is gonna suck, but you send him anyway

[Circe @circegrace]

When you get people to do your bidding and your just like

[Circe @circegrace]

Hermes gave Odysseus the wrong molly, if you catch my drift #justonce #breakthespell #expertchemist

[Circe @circegrace]

@raiderofcities_ TFW you beg me for your men, and im just like

[Circe @circegrace]

When all the men are mad that they got turned to pigs #dealwithit #sorrynotsorry #Odysseusdidtitanic