Daniel Ellis(Philadelphia Enjoyer)

mentally insane person with very normal, boring interests.

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Emily and I have been spanning time, like people that love and adore each other for a couple days over a year now.

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@thomposting Hannibal Burress is great every ep and I really enjoy season 1 as a whole, but aside from that I find it forgettable.

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@HistoryWJacob Its not that Americans want constant excitement, its that the four major sports in the US are all kinda slow, but can build tension and explode at a moments notice. Soccer, while a beautiful sport, just doesn't do that like a breakaway in hockey or bases loaded situation can.

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Showed Emily Guns and Roses version of Knockin On Heaven's Door and she thought it was a parody as sung by the voice actors of Family Guy.

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Howard: You ever have a Hit Tweet, Jimmy?

Jimmy: Not really...

Howard: I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

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@catwarrior45 I have a doctorate in OB/GYN studies so maybe you should sit this one out, buddy.

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In 2006, these were considered "comically large" breasts.

[TastefulLindy @LindyTasteful]

The 2000s were a special time

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@mozgroyp He's so awesome

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No one in the hood going "steal that boys imac oh my god adobe premiere pro gonna run so well on that bitch"

[M ᥫ᭡ @MARJIANA29]

Imagine feeling THIS safe on the train.

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I buy movies I've already seen with the hope someone comes over and goes "you know, I'm really in the watch a sci-fi movie, maybe with Keifer Sutherland in it" and I can go "David, guess what"

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@JKasten187 @JackFritzWIP Painter throws 97 with movement, he's 23. He'll be fine. Keep in mind guys like Crochet, Skubal, Greene came up young, sucked, got injured, got doubted then turned a corner.

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@JKasten187 @JackFritzWIP Its not just untouchable because they *might* be someone someday. Miller is a 3B, Bohm is a 3B, Bohm won't be a Phillie next year. They need Miller. Painter is a very young SP with a very high ceiling, Wheeler is retiring in a season and Nola's arm is shot, they need Painter.

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@thomposting @MaxLiles Made up rating for women invented by straight gays(straggots, if you will) so they can queen out(straggotly) about how some guys gf isnt as hot as like Anita Ekberg. All from the comfort of their bitchless lives.

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@TimothyWil71887 @reach_baseball That does seem to be an issue for them, a lot of repeat stints on the IL that seem avoidable with proper conditioning.

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@reach_baseball Wheeler has smoother mechanics and at 35 has had a healthier career than Strider. Doesn't help that the Braves seem to make bad decisions with injured players, like the decision to give Strider and an internal brace instead of TJ in 2024.

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Pros of dating a librarian twice your age;
1. Will waive all your late fees
2. Will reserve a conference room during her shift to make out with you on break
3. Parents love her

Cons
1. Overly judgemental about taste in literature
2. Getting groomed

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@rickdank_o Director never made a follow up and it was released by RJLE films. That'll damage any movies longevity, no matter how much it was talked about on release.

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@JeffKerrPHL @slantfinder Its extremely easy

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@OldRituals @LowresWB why would the director of the 7 Up series make a movie with Jlo

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like 8 months @LowresWB got death threats for calling her ugly and disliking OBAA and now if you like Alana Haim or PTA you condone genocide, pedophilia, grooming, abuse, and hazardous, lifethreating recreational drug use.

[☭ @marxpalestine]

Alana and Paul Thomas Anderson literally quite literally promo the IDF in this movie.

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@LowresWB So true