laid off oilfield worker/ford f150 driver

shut it down like john taffer from the show bar rescue he/him

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

There's also a tiny bit of blood.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

There’s no need to criticize Ed Sheeran’s music just because his morals are weak. It’s bad on its merits

[★ @corpseinorbit]

Surely I've said this, but it's crucial: LET IT BE is not a Beatles album. At the start of 1969, they started "Get Back," a project to make a 4-guys-in-the-room album & play live again, somewhere, to someone. They managed a few great songs, but the thing was done on -->

[Ottawa Citizen @OttawaCitizen]

Not going anywhere: Brady Tkachuk says questions about his Senators future ‘frustrating’ https://t.co/rqg2XagNO6

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

imagine freeing one slave in your entire life and it’s Hitler

[Firastopher 🇵🇸 @firastopher]

CEO OF OREO: “I would advise that everyone eat 50 Oreos a day. Maybe even 100.”

[richard @richard_normal]

the avatar movies have the common decency to mostly go away between the films being in theaters, largely eschewing spin-offs and tie-ins. instead of applauding this, ignorant individuals in our society choose to say things like "avatar has no cultural impact."

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

What can you even say at this point

[🇨🇦Mr Bond @MrBond___]

The Toronto Blue Jays have a better record than the Los Angeles Dodgers

It is July. Unbelievable.

[wint @dril]

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Retweet if you had a period where you became so obsessed with Pet Sounds you almost went crazy

[laid off oilfield worker/ford f150 driver @Circuitry_1]

https://t.co/XI5u6BiKo9 🩷🩷🩷

[Riley @raaleh]

It’s very funny to me that gentle satire confounds The Product Representing The Entire Combined Weight of All the Money Available Right Now

[laid off oilfield worker/ford f150 driver @Circuitry_1]

I regret to announce that the Toronto Maple Leafs did not win game 7 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals

[laid off oilfield worker/ford f150 driver @Circuitry_1]

Wishing good luck to the Toronto Maple Leafs in game 7 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals

[Ian @joecorvofan]

Auston Matthews when it’s not a November game in Buffalo

[laid off oilfield worker/ford f150 driver @Circuitry_1]

Canadian NHL broadcast: *slow fade in of frozen over pond somewhere* Ron McLean voiceover: what does it mean..to persevere?
American broadcast: What’s up broskies?! Hope you brought your bib, cause it’s about to get messy! *compilation of guys fighting* These guys are TOUGH