Freudian Nip

Retired From Funny, New Career in Politics

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

clean colon, couple tv shows trending and shit, pretty sure I'm just gonna stay home and masturbate all day

[Freudian Nip @CiROCSTAR]

Okay why the fuck is Instagram recommending me to follow Shlomit…

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

some people just don’t like surprises

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Oh okay so I just

[Freudian Nip @CiROCSTAR]

Oh hell no, they got a Kaka City?!

[Skull Face Facts @saladinskull]

Legend

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

Imagine getting your fingers blown off by the what the Duce

[KingPitts @MrKingPitts]

I met the torta of my entire life yesterday. If you’re reading this …. I really miss you bad baby please come back

[KingPitts @MrKingPitts]

Inside sources are telling me that the left are creating these.

The left has been deleting these photos all over the internet. PLEASE SHARE AND SAVE THESE IMAGES BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

“Your mortgage was backed by fartcoin?”

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

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[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Rick and Morty is everything

[🦫 @doubtpointv2]

16.

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

AGHHHH HAGHHUH HAHHHHH AGHHHHHH!!!!!1!1!!!1!!

[mina 📌 @cvntlave]

me waiting for my friend to realize that i stole their phone:

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

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[blob ross 🌱 @probably_ayla]

wait a second.... if IM crashing out.. and YOURE crashing out..... who's locking in?!?!?!?