Cisco Rincon

🎤 @ComedyMothership
📍Austin, TX
🔥 Stand-Up | Roast Battles | KILLTONY Ep. 588
👑 Catch me live IG: @ciscomedy

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I knew my dog was my best friend when he started sleeping with my wife

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I put my peloton in the shower to train for a rainy day

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Just found out that in the US, you need consent in marriage… filing for divorce.

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I used to blame alcohol for my bad decisions. Now that I’m sober, I realize… I’m just a piece of sh*t

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This year, I’m spending Valentine’s with my ex…’s chlamydia

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Sequel: She gets morbidly obese. They call her The Big Maid.

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Latina Little Mermaid swims from Cuba. Hits U.S. soil—turns human, mops floors with the water off her back. They call her The Little Maid.

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Disney’s Latina remake of The Little Mermaid—The Little Maid

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New cellmate. Serial killer. Knife on the floor. Stab—cake. Netflix execs walk in.

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“Happy Valentine’s. I’ll be seeing you soon.” ~Herpes

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“Still here” ~ herpes

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Voted for @realDonaldTrump so I could get a free flight back to South America #savings #winning #Immigrants

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Check out my new landing page https://t.co/sawJY0Z4vb

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R.I.P. in advance to anyone who got the J&J vaccine

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I speak English good

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Harry and Meghan joke

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Sneezing rn is equivalent to taking a gun out and shooting into the air

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My gf called me lazy. I wanted to say something but that would’ve taken too much effort