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[WelBeast @WelBeast]

The year is 2019.

An 18-year-old boy, previously rejected by Manchester United after 4 unsuccessful trials, joins Arsenal Football Club from Ituano FC for a reported £6 million fee.

He’s given the No. 35 shirt.

Few knew his name. Fewer believed what he would become.

🎶 “His name is Gabi,
He’s from São Paulo,
And he plays for Arsenal,
La la la la la la la!” 🎶

We sang whenever Gabriel Martinelli hit the back of the net.

From relentless pressing to that crucial goal against Manchester City in the title race, he quickly became one of the key sparks in Arsenal’s revival, playing with fearlessness and energy every time he stepped on the pitch.

A boy arrived wearing 35. A star emerged wearing 11 to lift the Premier league title.

But why the shirt number 35 for an unknown 18 year old?

Because ladies and gentlemen, it’s been exactly 35 days since Arsenal won the Premier League title.

[Ruben Mascarenhas @rubenmasc]

BJP has come to the conclusion that under the present scheme of constituency boundaries, they will lose the next Lok Sabha election due to anti-incumbency and their governance failures.

The only way to remedy the situation is to bring in a jerry mandered delimitation and that explains the ‘party breaking’ and MP shopping spree by the BJP.

#Delimitation

[pontiac bandit(she/her)🌹🌻 @dreadmermaidd]

Rishi Sunak resigned as PM and later had to join work. Now, Starmer has resigned and he might probably join Anthropic. In “India that is Bharat”, even a ward councillor will not join work later because they would have amassed so much wealth.

[Himanshu @himanshukr2841]

Because he is shameless. He didn't resign after Manipur is burning for the last 3 years, and he completely failed to handle it. He isolated India on the international stage, he failed to handle the economy, he is pushing India to the stone age, but he won't resign, because for him power is more important than anything.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The best of Stuart MacFarlane's photos from the 2025/26 season 📸

1.⁠ ⁠The moment we win the Premier League. I love the expressions on their faces, they know what’s happening but can’t celebrate until the final whistle.

[Anubhav Gupta @anubhavgupta_ji]

Rs. 200 Crores has been vanished from
"RAM MANDIR"

State: BJP (Yogi Adityanath)
Center: BJP (Narendra Modi)

If it was CONGRESS govt. The BJP Hindu's would've been crying it out loud.

Nobody is talking about it,
Hinduism lost it's identity.

BJP Slavery = Neo Hinduism.

Welcome to Amrit Kaal.

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

INTERESTING: so the thoroughly incompetent All India Football Federation plans to rename itself to Football Federation of Bharat. Wow, what an idea Sirji. Instead of being game-changing, we are in a name changing era! 🙏😡

[ayaan. @AyanMusk]

Modi appeals to an average Indian. Dehati. Gawar. Overtly religious but zero morals. Believers of pseudo science. Lambi lambi phenkne wale. You will find boomers in every park who are exactly like Modi. Which is why he is in power while this guy will remain a villain to them!

[MANJUL @MANJULtoons]

और वोट डालने का अधिकार?
वो आप अगली बार इस्तेमाल कर लीजिएगा।

[Prashant Kanojia @KanojiaPJ]

Donald Trump: No TransGender mutilization of our children

Narendra Modi: Khi Khi Khi

We want educated Prime Minister!

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Oh ho ho ho.... Gazab impress Kiya ja raha hai... @RubikaLiyaquat

[Honest Cricket Lover @Honest_Cric_fan]

I am ashamed now that this man is the PM of our country. 💔

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Aur iska alag he chal raha hai boss!

"Puri duniya me charcha hai Modi ne Trump ko kayede se sunaya"

"Boss! Rahul Kejriwal ne hosh udd jayenge"

"Bhaishab! Modi to ekdam khula Trump ko suna diye" 😭🤣

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

Humiliation ritual is not stopping for India.

Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei laughs at India’s AI summit and tells reporter that it was extremely disorganised.

They also changed the order in which everyone was standing on stage at last minute.

Then Modi suddenly told them to hold hands.

It was extremely awkward for everyone.

First 𝕏 , then Telegram, then Anthropic, looks like Modi has decided to take Ls from every tech giant.

My India doesn’t deserve this humiliation 💔

[arun giri @arungiri]

In the last 50 years, roughly 5 American Senators have switched parties from Republican to Democrat or vice versa.. a number that our politicians in India take one week to surpass... we are staring at moral bankruptcy... where votes cast by voters don't matter....

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

INTERESTING: the 6 MPs who are defecting from Shiv Sena (UBT) are to be provided enhanced Y plus security by the Govt . So first you defect from the party on whose symbol you were elected, then you get ‘rewarded’ with extra security. All of course on tax payers expense!! Yeh hai Bharat ki rajneeti ka kamaal!😡

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Have a fantastic day, Gabi! 🥳

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

'CAG will need to look at how Opposition MPs, MLAs, even opposition municipal councillors are being denied development funds.." The most serious charge on how defections are encouraged is being made by a three time Shiv Sena UBT MP @AGSawant . Listen in:

[Dr Ranjan @DocRGM_]

Brainless Idiot - He Thought The Yoga Mat Was Placed For Him.

It Was Actually For The Instructor Who Had To Instruct From The Plain Grass.

The Dignitary Who Accompanied Him Was Embarrassed And Stayed Back.

[Krishna Kant @kkjourno]

तीन भारतीय बिना वजह मार दिए। मुंह में दही जम गया। जबान हिली तक नहीं।

लेकिन दलालों की फौज दिन भर आपको यही बताएगी कि "जलवा बरकरार है।"