The First Android

got slime for blood

[The First Android @citizenslime]

Laugh every time you cry, whisper every time you shout, and shit every time you piss

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Hey I’m mad low on money if anyone wants to help out my Venmo is ibelieveinwitches thanks folks ily

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@ktmargrit same i had one and only for like my degree and it was just thru the women's center doing social media.... don't worry about internships.......... you're so fine

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@neillapierre Omg can’t forget

[The First Android @citizenslime]

@ktmargrit libs use any excuse to use a slur

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fellas is it gay to crave human intimacy

[The First Android @citizenslime]

@bigtimemoosh interesting. i never put the all after yall. for me it's always "where all y'all from" but it works in exactly the same way...

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@andreavbecker LMAO that's exactly how my course was set up...

[The First Android @citizenslime]

Of Montreal really went off in “paranoiac intervals”

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@bigtimemoosh This is how I envision you tbh

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Can’t believe @falloutboy finally released lake effect kid outside if WTTNA!!!

[Japanese Breakfast @Jbrekkie]

@ultimateguitar @Steel_Panther Why tf did you decide to cover me defending myself and not cover @Steel_Panther referring to us as militant lesbians if not to unleash more hatred and even more sexist bros to bully and harass me on the internet? Where do you get off on this?

[The First Android @citizenslime]

🙏🏼

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@bigtimemoosh i totally would if i had the money to get out to LA

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@tiredandmean Were the pickles your dinner

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@vermilionaire ???

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@vermilionaire I do that

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My phone is broken in righteousness!!!