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IITD '22

[Sid @citrobun]

@Enola_guy12 You mean "Doho da explorer"

[Sid @citrobun]

@itsdiya30 Rookie mistake

[Sid @citrobun]

@AdamSmasher424

[Sid @citrobun]

Didn't score enough for Powai :((

[TBEbyCondia = Next Event @Saamu_Eleja]

What’s the lore behind your choice of university?

[Sid @citrobun]

Is it only me or is her window giving 'The Starry Night' vibes👀

[r❦ @rachreeads]

happy diwali to those who celebrate 💌

[Sid @citrobun]

@averma12 @prvkhvr @grok I think that was clear by the usage of the word 'spike' and 'during the Diwali week'. Anyways, my point is blaming it all on other states' farming is a convenient scapegoat for Delhi's politicians to divert the population from their own shortcomings. Congrats on 2win streak btw👀

[Sid @citrobun]

@averma12 @prvkhvr @grok What do you want me to refute? That excessive use of firecrackers doesn't cause a spike in AQI levels during the Diwali week?

[Sid @citrobun]

@averma12 @prvkhvr @grok please tell @averma12 about the %age contribution of agricultural burning in Delhi NCR pollution citing sources, while highlighting the decrease of burning in the past 5 yrs too. Expected better from a CTO👀

[Sid @citrobun]

The trick is to buy his books 4th hand and sell them as raddi. Pure arbitrage alpha.

[Aditya Chauhan @sirfaditya]

It’s always beneficial to buy J Sai Deepak’s books second-hand. They are comparatively cheaper and always fresh as new.

[Sid @citrobun]

Women in STEM don't have a hoe phase, they have a seed funding round :p

[aaron @aarondotdev]

last night my girl told me to grab protection, but when i looked in the box, was empty.

as she laid there waiting, primed for action while i fumbled frantically around the nightstand, i realized something about b2b SaaS.

your customers have a hole that they NEED you to fill. they are READY for your product. there’s a problem they need solved right now. they WANT your bloated, girthy app inside their organization.

they all WANT you to succeed. they don’t care about your startup or how much you raised or your reach or how many ABGs you have making content.

when a business needs a problem solved, they think okay, how much can we spend (how big is the problem) and what are the options available?

it doesn’t matter how much you charge. just be the cheapest or the most expensive.

the important thing is that you BE THERE when a procurement bro is fumbling around in the dark.

you can’t solve their problem if you’re lost under the bed with the rest of the ran-through products.

[Sid @citrobun]

@medhaviiiyaaar @Kulfei It's @Kulfei x @chonkychihuahua 👀

[Sid @citrobun]

Describing the tweet you quoted or the quote tweet you just tweeted?

[Sarang Chaudhari @sarangc1203]

Quote of the decade

[Sid @citrobun]

@primal_brainer Me after beating my colleagues on Matiks:

[Sid @citrobun]

@MrNarci @WongKarBhai ?!?

[Sid @citrobun]

@Kulfei

[Sid @citrobun]

@MoocherWalrus So do Oscar Wilde and Oprah Winfrey, what are you trying to say?👀

[Sid @citrobun]

@PrasoonBajpai12 Nice try Diddy

[Sid @citrobun]

When your parents name you Aum, they expect high returns on that volatile Asset Under Management!

[Aum Pagar @AumPagar]

Got 5 missed calls after this text

[Sid @citrobun]

@thatcrickettguy Quite underrated!!. His latest one 'Meri Jaan' is such a gem🤌🏻

[Akira Curaçao 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇨🇸🇳 @MrNarci]

friends, don’t worry, even if you tried your best and didn’t succeed in getting Coldplay tickets, step out tonight. the skies are beautiful, look up, look at the stars, look how they shine for you. those lights will guide you home and they will definitely fix you