Olivia Cooney

dive bar connoisseur

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I can’t even tell you how much I don’t respect a grown man on an electric scooter

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Buttker is a Buttwipe

[NFL @NFL]

FG attempt is short and the Seahawks maintain their 10-point lead.

KCvsSEA on NBC/Peacock
Stream on @NFLPlus

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I stand by this

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I would like to humbly request that with all of these upcoming vacancies from foxtrot closing, we revisit the froyo shop

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Caleb’s sideline fashion inspiration has migrated from Unabomber to Guy On Fishing Trip

[Chinatown-Four Winds Casino Free Shuttle Enjoyer @ColtMcAdams]

Alex Bregman and Caleb in the hospital together

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The salami rose is for the female gaze

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I would like to humbly request that with all of these upcoming vacancies from foxtrot closing, we revisit the froyo shop

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Instead of writing up a Christmas list for family this year, I’ll just send them the list of things George Santos spent his campaign funds on

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I think we all owe nickelback an apology

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There’s songs you bop around to, there’s songs you hum along to, and then there’s ‘Wonderwall’ by Oasis

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Hot girls love mentos

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Justice for pastel nonpareils

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If my husband has entered his golf era, does that mean I have to enter my ‘drinks too much white wine wine’ era?

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@JackPodsters Roll wave

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Don’t blame Punxsutawney Phil, blame the freak shows in top hats yanking a groundhog out of a hole first thing in the morning

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@JackPodsters accurate

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@ColtMcAdams From my lips to your twitter account

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@ColtMcAdams 👎🏻

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@ColtMcAdams Boomer energy

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@ColtMcAdams Roll wave baby

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Make magic 8 balls great again