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Just a sports fan from Chicago currently in Germany

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BEAR DOWN

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@ColtMcAdams Poles should be fired on that mispick alone. #TeamWarren

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@WatchMarquee Business trip

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@sambernero Nerd

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Updated Steelers Super Bowl odds after signing Aaron Rodgers 😅

(@DKSportsbook)

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Officially back on Twitter

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Twitter these days is even more of a cesspool than during the COVID times. My feed is literally just Sydney Sweeney, Gulf of America or people telling me I don’t know how to use Chat GPT. Bring back the looters!

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@DanielLockie1 That or her patented Christmas chunk brownie bites. Those things were hockey pucks last year!

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Loving this retractable roof talk during the Bears-Cardinals game.

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It’s bullshit that Europeans call themselves healthier than Americans when they have cig vending machines at every corner. Someone get me a burger and fries.

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@archi_tradition Not German

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Who the hell thought back taxes was a good scheme to scam people out of money? Yeah Karen from LA county sheriffs department, of course I’ll give you my SS # and bank account information so you can check how much I owe

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@JimNagy_SB @ErikLambert1 @ChicagoBears QB1 please

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About to go to a Mozart / Strauss classical concert at Schloss Schönbrunn in Vienna. Finally I get to listen to my work music in real life #Auditor

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Number one thing I’m missing here in Germany. So much great Wurst, but no grilled onions combo. Disgraceful!

[Colin Boyle @colinbphoto]

Chicago mfs will see this and be like "hell yeaaaah"

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@andyholloway Watch his Davidson highlights and then think about your Tweet 🤣

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These types of fantasy nerds are ruining Twitter

[Max Toscano @maxtoscano1]

🧵🧵🧵🧵

This offseason, I watched every single snap taken by every single Tight End in the NFL from 2023 (and beyond for some). The criteria consisted of about 65% pass-catching and 35% blocking. There are few true elites, but these are the standouts.

The NFL's top 10:

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This view of Wrigleyville.

Absolute cinema.

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Jon Lester.. Mr. Steal your girl

[Sam Bernero @sambernero]

Pic I took of Jon Lester arriving at Wrigley Field today. Note he is wearing his 2016 World Series Ring!!

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Kind older lady at the airport: Pardon me sir, do you have any batteries, aerosol cans or explosive devices?

Me (speaking): no ma’am and you have a great day!

Me (thinking): no, but I do have 20 bottles of heavy German beer bubble wrapped in the bottom of my suitcase