JustACityGirl

[JustACityGirl @city_just]

TFW When you and your drug dealing neighbor agree that the new neighbors are totally sketch. #itsbad #totallysketch

[JustACityGirl @city_just]

This bar doesn't have Jaegermeister. WTF?!

[JustACityGirl @city_just]

#youknowyouregettingoldwhen you have to put on your reading glasses to do a line

[🔊Thrilliam @realThrilliam]

Racist against the Machine #BadCoverbandNames

[🖤😈Twisted Chris-ter😈🖤 @HeyItsChris412]

#BadCoverBandNames
Metallican't

[JustACityGirl @city_just]

@surferlynx @AndrewWK What nooooo

[JustACityGirl @city_just]

Bored, awake, drunk, alone with a gram is never a good idea...

[Shoshana Kessock 🌻 @ShoshanaKessock]

Your Progressive Media Needs Criticism https://t.co/IJ0klbcvcT

[Ferrett Steinmetz @ferretthimself]

Every rape joke you make about Martin Shkreli helps reinforce a guy's belief that rape's a legitimate punishment for someone who hurt him.

[New York City Antifa @NYCAntifa]

Prominent neo-Nazi forum has to beg folks to not wear KKK & Nazi uniforms at "Unite the Right" to fool mainstreamers & normies #DefendCville

[JustACityGirl @city_just]

Standing in line at my DUI class with a cross section of people. All of us holding our pee to turn in. It's the new normal in America.

[JustACityGirl @city_just]

https://t.co/kvzK2wFwIs

[JustACityGirl @city_just]

So people can smoke weed all day day long but you do some lines on a Tuesday night and suddenly it's a problem! What's up with that!

[JustACityGirl @city_just]

2nire I heard a delightfully creepy old man tell us that he goes commando, likes the nipple, & was playing with his tits before he came out.

[JustACityGirl @city_just]

Tonight I'm going to party like it's 1999 #Zima

[JustACityGirl @city_just]

I have this urge to make cocaine fueled tweets all night! OMG am I Trump?

[JustACityGirl @city_just]

"I have fancy beer and cocaine back at my place." (Yes it did work, 20 something aged men are so easy). #sleezypickuplines

[JustACityGirl @city_just]

There's a weird level of friendship you reach with women you have mutual exs with.

[Liam Stack @liamstack]

Bill O'Reilly's ended his last show on April 11 by rebuking a 8th grader who wrote in to correct his grammar. https://t.co/mqhVkm9idW