Chocolate Milk, Ham and Cheese

Enjoys long walks on the beach.

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From start to finish.

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People who talk about books make me wanna kill myself.

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Rizz is for cowards. I have a gun.

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If I was the Noah from the Bible I wouldn’t let anyone on and I would take only 1 of each animal so I could be the one who has to fuck them.

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Yeah if having a big cock means you can’t read then I guess I’m fucking learning disabled bro

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I am willing to sacrifice all those children for the music Michael Jackson made.

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Just matched with an entire volleyball team on tinder. Hoping they run a train on me.

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Gonna take a melatonin and a Red Bull and let them battle it out.

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Theo got fireball. Who tf do you think I am?

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I hate being sick. Kill me or don’t. Enough of this halfsie shit.

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Anyone who has ever picked a quarter up off the ground has no right to claim they’re not a gold digger.

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I dream one day of waking up and not being a total cunt.

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Am I autistic?

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Gonna start watching romantic comedies……see if I can’t turn my life around.

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You people are so secretive as if your lives are interesting

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The whole time I was in jail the cops just kept passing by and banging on my cell yelling “builds character!”

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I am sick of seeing uglier people than me being happy. Stop it.

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Mandela Barnes texted me and idk I guess we’re like talking now but idk if it’ll go anywhere

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Nobody knows this but I’m actually a secret genius.

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A lot of people think I don’t care but I actually give a huge shit.

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Just got done with timeout, not gonna be biting hands anymore. Sorry