Conner Jones

some dude who rambles about sports

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@Barry_L_Smith @GroverTheRover1 @OhioStateFB It’s not, they just sent students an email saying to wear black

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@BGSU_Athletics You’re milking it now

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I tell people I meal prep, but I’m really just eating the same leftovers 3 days in a row

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I still have my license because my lawyer proved you can’t see a 70 mph sign while going 190

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Whenever I feel doubt about the ol red white and blue, I just remember, that’s exactly what the commies want 🫡🇺🇸

[Conner Jones @cj_0j]

Life hack: eat liver before drinking so that the alcohol won’t know which liver to attack

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@Reds

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I’m gonna plead insanity in small claims court

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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot

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@OhioStateFB

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@DispatchAlerts I promise you that this isn’t news

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A naked man fears no pickpocket

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preparing for the times ahead

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We really need to go back to vandalizing the town water tower when you really love somebody

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Excited to announce that I closed on a $31.38 transaction to secure a burrito and side of chips

20-year senior fixed rate financing was provided by Klarna

DoorDash provided delivery of the asset

Congratulations to all involved

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why do they call it horseplay, I’ve never seen horses play. they’re always just standing there

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Taking a dump at work past 4pm is equivalent to the qb kneel. Just running out the clock

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@Browns 3 in a row 🧹🧹🧹

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@roadracertwo @CFBONFOX Fannin is better

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I wasn’t allowed to watch veggie tales as a kid because I was told vegetables arn’t supposed to have souls