CJ

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

inside of you are two fingers

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Kelly Clarkson is weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.

[CJ @cj_burnham]

Literally the most radical, unnecessary opinion I have.

[lezzo ❤️‍🔥 @dykegrrl]

“suicide is selfish” and so is reproducing but none of you are ready for that conversation

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Remember when Republicans said DEI was hiring an unqualified person based on their looks? ANYWAY.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

this girl just said Q as in cucumber i'm gonna just focus on myself

[ً @artfuIchaos]

sorry for acting nonchalant i didn't know your boobs were this big

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

apple pay should cancel the transaction if i look sad during the face ID part

[𝔢𝔱𝔬 @soulincain]

whatever uncle pussy wants uncle pussy gets

[sensible seal @juice_enthusias]

when he asks me whos pussy this is but i know deep down the answer is uncles

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

it seems today
that all you see
is auntie with a penis
and uncle pussy

[mousetrap💥 @2bringourownend]

try the uncle pussy darling it’s chudai for

[oontz oontz @knotBoots]

This scene gagged me so bad as a kid, I was at recess campaigning for their Oscar

[ICON @1NoelNiks]

Talked to God, prayed for peace this morning and lost my job 45 minutes later

[🪞🌒Kynthias🌒🪞 @KynthiasArbatel]

The way i quote this AT LEAST three times a week

[sammy @biglittlerivera]

quinta brunson you are an emmy winning writer #tome

[corb @awshuqs]

trans people: i’m trans
society: ok
uncle pussy: i’m uncle pussy
awkwafina: what is you talmbout?

[lucas @scltbrn]

averaging zero likes and still tweeting

[Sean Doherty @seandoherty]

oh my god

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

maturing is realizing that folding clothes really ain’t that bad if you just lock tf in for 20-30mins 😂

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @AdaMattel]

“we’re all born naked and the rest is drag” might be one of the most important and truest statements ever said actually