Chris Johnson

[Chris Johnson @cj_johnstone]

@cupofkyle Dude, that’s because you’re reading a magazine

[Chris Johnson @cj_johnstone]

@cupofkyle Wait…did you really?

[Chris Johnson @cj_johnstone]

@cupofkyle Dude we went to Sammy’s pancake house!

[Chris Johnson @cj_johnstone]

@cupofkyle You just say it in a Seinfeld way

[Chris Johnson @cj_johnstone]

@cupofkyle @AncientAliens Damn, you’re cooked

[Chris Johnson @cj_johnstone]

@cupofkyle No

[Chris Johnson @cj_johnstone]

@cupofkyle Liar

[Chris Johnson @cj_johnstone]

@cupofkyle Is it maroon?

[Chris Johnson @cj_johnstone]

@cupofkyle Buffering the vampire slayer?

[Chris Johnson @cj_johnstone]

@cupofkyle

[Chris Johnson @cj_johnstone]

@cupofkyle When ring tones were still used, yes

[Chris Johnson @cj_johnstone]

@cupofkyle This is your phone talking to you

[Chris Johnson @cj_johnstone]

@cupofkyle Inanimate objects…amirite?

[Chris Johnson @cj_johnstone]

@cupofkyle No

[Chris Johnson @cj_johnstone]

@cupofkyle What about small spray?

[Chris Johnson @cj_johnstone]

@cupofkyle Bro no it’s not bro

[Chris Johnson @cj_johnstone]

@cupofkyle Just to return them

[Chris Johnson @cj_johnstone]

@cupofkyle Amanda says that’s all the entities leaving your booty. #4sheetsake