CeeJay®

Draughtsman 🇳🇬

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Remember when the Panama Papers came out, revealed that all rich people in the world are part of enormous criminal network to dodge taxes and hoard stolen wealth in offshore accounts, and the journalist who reported was murdered by a car bomb, and no one was held accountable, and literally nothing happened.

Remember that there are 3 million files of documented evidence about powerful men and women who raped, cannibalized, trafficked, filmed, terrorized, tortured, hunted, and murdered 13, 14, 15 year children, and no one was held accountable, and literally nothing happened.

Remember that the United States literally kidnapped a sitting president of a foreign country and his wife and they’ve just been sitting in jail for the past 6 months, and no one was held accountable, and literally nothing happened.

Remember that there are two genocides—one in Gaza and the other in Lebanon—and that there are arrest warrants for war crimes and crimes against humanity, and no one was held accountable, and literally nothing happened.

This is what will happen—and continue to happen—if we do not unite to enforce international law.

[Yusuf Buhari @YusufMBuhari]

I call on all our supporters to conduct themselves with maturity and discipline throughout the campaign. There must be no violence, intimidation, provocation, hate speech, harassment, destruction of property or any act capable of disturbing the peace of our constituency.

[Olashile Abayomi-Wealth @thefireofOla]

Good Afternoon.

Vote Tinubu for second term 2027 - 2031.
♾️♾️♾️ ♾️♾️♾️

[CeeJay® @cjay_memphis]

The terrorist also said your useless leader, Peter Obi, is gay and has an Alhaji boyfriend/s*x partner.

Since he's 110% correct, maybe we should accept that statement?

Idiots.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

“Nnamdi Kanu was 110% correct in his assessment of Nigeria and its problems” — Dele Farotimi

[GanaJnr @FinePopo]

A cultist was threatening this person and she reached out to @egi_nupe. Baba referred her to me since its a Police related case and I de Anti Cultism. When she came, I asked why she didn’t report to the first in the first place and she said to my face “I don’t trust Police”. I asked “do you trust the lawyer that referred you to me” and she said “of course I do trust him and that’s why I reached out to him first.”

Well, we picked the suspect after a lot of stress, and the parents said their son can never be a cultist. They came to the office, and cried all their eyes out. Eventually, the mum also discovered that he had stolen all her Gold at home, sold them cheaply and used the money to buy drugs and also threw a correct birthday party for himself.

During investigation, we actually discovered he’s mentally unstable. The parents brought medical report to that effect and in fact, he was undergoing treatment when he sneaked out and didn’t return home for two weeks.

After all the stress, I asked the same lady again: “do you trust the Police now?”
She said “honestly, you people tried but I can’t still trust Police o”

I almost cried 🤣🤣😂😂

[DANIEL @DanielWhalee]

Even if you want to fix transport with mass transit. Na FG go do am for 36 states of the Federation?

Should we kuku scrap state government?

[Emir of Port-Harcourt @WOkene]

If Peter Obi genuinely cares about Nigeria, without pretense, he would vote for President Tinubu.

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇹🇷🇮🇱 Turkey issues arrest warrant for Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu.

[HCI-MCI @drhcimci]

I dislike inconsistent people. Inconsistent people are naturally unprincipled and dishonest . They’re wafflers and can’t be trusted, especially educated individuals who know right from wrong. I’d atleast understand if you’re a politician.

[Adunni$$ @Adunnishadollar]

Peter Obi did more than 5 different interviews back to back.
Tinubu: No response.

Atiku did just one interview.
Tinubu: Responded and fired back.

Bottom line: Tinubu knows he is only contesting with Atiku; the other one na content creator.

[CeeJay® @cjay_memphis]

Nollywood? 🥴

[Ascrazy042 @badlegacy01]

This fight scene is epic, pure Nollywood magic 🪄

[Dr. Toks 🦇 @fimiletoks]

Look at the way he sized a whole presidential candidate up. He looked at him from his head to his feet...like " see this one"

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It's physically painful to watch society get less and less intelligent, more evil, weird, and devoid of empathy every single day.

[LEGENDARY J.O.E @LegendaryJoe]

"Trump has borrowed America into penury. In saner climes like Anambra, leaders don't borrow. Election have consequences..."

Meanwhile, the 'best' leader of Anambra according to the mob does not live in the Anambra he built.

[Senior Pst Okezie James Atañi. @Onsogbu]

No matter how Peter Obi puts on makeup, it can never ever cover up CLUELESSNESS, F00LISHNESS and above all LOUSY LYING.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

If you voted for the Big Beautiful Bill, please don’t get on here and express righteous indignation that the debt is now $40 trillion. Anyone with a room temperature IQ knew that cutting taxes and increasing spending was going to balloon the deficit.

[PAPA WEMBA @lexyy4real]

“In America, you can allow it” 👇

[Unruly @pontrol_777]

Dura wey support Tinubu na bigot
Chinedu wey support Obi na for good governance
ENSRR!😂😂🖐️

[Mesut Özil @M10]

What an honour to meet one of my childhood idols: Jay Jay Okocha 🇳🇬🔟💛💙 It's been great talking to you my friend 👍🏼 #M1Ö

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

He "doesn't understand" why there's a spike in oil prices...which begs the question that comes up repeatedly: is he stupid or a liar?