Chris Bender

[Chris Bender @cjbendy]

Show me, the power of the darkness… #kylorenhavingafunhalloween

[Chris Bender @cjbendy]

Halloween is strong in this one… #Halloween2022 #BabyYoda #GroguHalloweenParty2022

[Chris Bender @cjbendy]

@lb_southwark Thanks for taking the cardboard, just the sofas to go please! They’ve been waiting here for some time - 3 weeks to book a date and then 11 days past that date. Still not heard from you…

[Chris Bender @cjbendy]

@lb_southwark This is day 10 of my bulky waste not being collected. That’s 10 ignored phone calls and 10 unanswered emails… What’s going on?! #loadofrubbish

[Chris Bender @cjbendy]

Strap yourselves in, I’m gonna make the jump to lightspeed...
#halloween2019 @HamillHimself @JohnBoyega @mcgregor_ewan @simonpegg @starwars @wossy @TheLastLeg @russellhoward @SethMacFarlane @TheGNShow @iamjohnoliver

[Chris Bender @cjbendy]

@lancscricket @EmiratesOT can you give a shout to our dear friend Terry Steadman please, who has come all the way from Australia to enjoy the cricket today and celebrate his stag do. Thanks!

[Chris Bender @cjbendy]

@StarWarsUK This is not the droid you’re looking for...

[Chris Bender @cjbendy]

@starwars This is not the droid you’re looking for...

[Chris Bender @cjbendy]

@JohnBoyega This is not the droid you’re looking for...

[Chris Bender @cjbendy]

@HamillHimself This is not the droid you’re looking for...

[Chris Bender @cjbendy]

@waitrose I thought I’d bought a Tomato & Basil pasta sauce, not Tomato & Shrapnel! 😡

[Chris Bender @cjbendy]

@LennyA133 @LP046 yes, I believe they do

[Chris Bender @cjbendy]

@LP046 didn't ask?

[KentStormChasers @KentStormChaser]

@Woodchurchmill @TenterdenTown

[Chris Bender @cjbendy]

@TenterdenTown @WhiteLionTN30 , ou'est les crisps?

[Chris Bender @cjbendy]

https://t.co/96qYAmB8i5

[Chris Bender @cjbendy]

I'm doing the London triathlon! Any donations gratefully accepted, its for a great cause. Thanks! http://t.co/MWs6QOBrWK

[Chris Bender @cjbendy]

@LP046 Ssl?

[Chris Bender @cjbendy]

Just hanging out with my old headmaster. #backpackwanker