CvB

Meet me by the McCahons

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Currently looking for alligators in the swamps of Louisiana

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[NZ Art Parallels @NZAHParallels]

Former PM John Key in his swimming pool; David Hockney, Portrait of Nick Wilder, 1966.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

"You're probably wondering why I gathered you all here today"

[vvv @g9nsai]

ma nouvelle création : l’ail pensif

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

“Runaway brides” should be called “near Mrs.”

Thank you, this is why I have a PhD

[hippo✯ @hippocrise]

Reintroducing myself:

Hippopotamus, Esq
Barrister and solicitor of the supreme court of Amazon
First animal to be called to the bar!

[Justin Ng @justin_ng]

Good to see @EmmanuelMacron and @bundeskanzler knows who comes out of downing street first.

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Mulan for Americans

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Me when I pronounce 'croissant' like kwa-son.

[Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt]

Hot Cheeto Hatred

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

In another lifetime this man is a beloved summer camp director

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Hollywood has spent nearly $600 million trying to bring Matt Damon home.

Have they considered maybe he just doesn’t want to come back?

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

"HURRY BRIAN THERE'S NOT A MOMENT TO LOSE"

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I loan it out in June.

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

“Okay I drew two Dalmatians. Are we set?”

“Brother, not even close.”

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

Well done to the social media person at Rowhead Farm near Stirling in Scotland for what is possibly the greatest Facebook post of all time …

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Chootie. He looks like a dog, but from one of those 15th century paintings done by someone who had only ever heard about dogs. 12/10