christopher

welcome to my twitter page. i hope you enjoy your stay. he/him

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

I am sorry if I got ragebaited and you all witnessed an incredibly meaningless argument on twitter dot com. It will happen again.

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

Bird update: realized there’s an easier solution to dog proof the nest but more importantly guess who hatched last night

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Because the recent duck and hawk pictures have loosely put me onto bird twitter, I figured this might be the place to ask, does anyone have a suggestion on how to elevate these pots?

Dog hasn’t noticed it yet but she certainly will once they hatch and that’ll be a problem

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@tweetsandboobs If Hasan of all people had anything credible against him, my grandparents would be calling to ask if I was watch the guy they keep hearing about on Fox News

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@MrEmilyGDawn If Charlie were murdered I surely would have heard about it

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@JustinWhang

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@tweetsandboobs “That is the upside…. We will have a podcaster president”

Is that a threat

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@ceeka19ck @SonySantaMonica @Dominos_UK Oh my god you people will complain about fucking anything

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

Second update: two of the eggs hatched last night so this must have been here for awhile without me noticing lol (incubation period is 2 weeks). Couldn’t get close enough to get a good picture because mama sparrow was upset that I was even looking at her from 10 feet away

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

Because the recent duck and hawk pictures have loosely put me onto bird twitter, I figured this might be the place to ask, does anyone have a suggestion on how to elevate these pots?

Dog hasn’t noticed it yet but she certainly will once they hatch and that’ll be a problem

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

Minor update: identified these as Song Sparrow eggs. Going to try to put up a little fence around it tomorrow to keep them safe

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@Lostmyinhaler2 👍 Stopping by Home Depot on the way home from work to grab some small fencing to block it off if I can’t find anything else

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@penandjen

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@orksnork That’s the plan yeah. First thought was to try to get something underneath to elevate it a bit more but otherwise leave it where it is - but felt like that was too much of a risk

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@penandjen

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@BannedKirby 👀 damn who is she

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

In today’s divisive political environment where we can’t trust our own eyes due to AI, we must consult the experts. @mtracey is this assault?

[CODEPINK @codepink]

Nobody hit her.

Instead of answering for the war crimes she supports, this AIPAC-funded congresswoman continues to lie about activists.

[Merrick 🦂 @punishedmother]

I knew my long standing soft spot for Hunter Biden was justified

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@HunterBiden @crustyjebb @alx If you were allowed to be posting in 2024, your dad would be president right now

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

We elected the wrong Biden

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[christopher @Cjdeck1]

@SmogmaStein @JakedChinatown On the one hand, yes he would. On the other hand, you’re giving him too much credit if you think he knew a single word more than “Born in the USA, I was born in the USA”