Chris D'Leny

[Chris D'Leny @cjdleny]

@DannyGraham82 @karlTwiname 😂😂😂

[Chris D'Leny @cjdleny]

@karlTwiname @DannyGraham82 If @DannyGraham82 can play it anyone can

[Chris D'Leny @cjdleny]

@karlTwiname @DannyGraham82 Taking Alex, Brad and Wayne for a game get yourself there

[Chris D'Leny @cjdleny]

@forbesey291 @DannyGraham82 Thanks lads much appreciated 😀

[Chris D'Leny @cjdleny]

@DannyGraham82 Slot also said you were a good looking, skinny and hard working

[Darren @nsno_83]

10/10 tv moment. Nearly had to crack a can open.

[Chris D'Leny @cjdleny]

Fuck off used to take them every week 🙄

[Chris D'Leny @cjdleny]

@DannyGraham82 Slot moaning youve got Salah instead of Jacob Murphy is like you moaning you’ve got your cock and not mine

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Not one Jordan Pickford will want to see again! 🫣

Lewis Miley doubles Newcastle's advantage!

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

EXCLUSIVE🚨: Newcastle United manager Eddie Howe has called for referees to give more protection to midfielder Joelinton. Howe feels the Brazilian is being unfairly punished by referees for simply defending himself.

[Chris D'Leny @cjdleny]

Shearer’s 260 goals and 63 assists don’t count obviously 👀

[Premier League @premierleague]

🇪🇬👑

[Luke Edwards @LukeEdwardsTele]

🇸🇪 Alexander Isak got what he wanted this summer. Went on strike to force a £130m move to Liverpool. Sweden have not got what they needed from their star striker as a result.

😫 Harsh? Not really. A home defeat to Kosovo tonight, he’s missed crucial games and now no goals in three appearances in World Cup qualifiers. Sweden bottom of their group.

[CounterPressers @CounterPressers]

Outrageous pass from an outrageous footballer.

I don’t think non-Newcastle fans truly appreciate just how special Bruno Guimarães actually is. How many midfielders on the planet can play that pass? A handful of the very best on the planet.

https://t.co/QQyi85GtT8

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Van Dijk trying to stop Caicedo with his aura defending

[Jimmy Colville @DetritusBramble]

You've got to spend and save
But do it at the right time

[Lewis Bowden @LewisBowden_]

Completely natural that.

Handball rule is so bad.

[Chris D'Leny @cjdleny]

@DannyGraham82 Like you doing fuck all at work for 2 year then getting your move after getting tapped up by Tony Gooding and Stu Walker

[Olly Hawkins @Olly_Hawk]

Jurgen Klopp’s comments look more & more ridiculous by the day.

This summer alone, little old #LFC have broken the PL transfer record TWICE.

💰 Florian Wirtz - £116m
💰 Alexander Isak - £130m

“Congratulations, some clubs have ceilings” 🤥

#NUFC #MCFC

[Chris D'Leny @cjdleny]

👀👀👀👀👀👀

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

🚨 💣 EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle have AGREED A FEE with Stuttgart to sign striker Nick Woltemade.
💰 #NUFC have agreed to pay £60.5m plus £4.5m add-ons — a club record £65m package!
✅ Confirmed with both #NUFC sources and sources in Germany.
👨🏻‍⚕️ The German international will travel to the North East for a medical tomorrow!

[Oliver Holt @OllieHolt22]

Most damning thing of all about Manchester United’s exit: the club’s new centre forward afraid to take responsibility for a penalty. Says everything about the culture of fear and weakness at Old Trafford.