Christian F

Has too many plants, listens to too many musicals

[Christian F @cjfrandsy]

I want to go out and be gay tonight but I don't yet have the kind of LA friend group to just spontaneously do that yet and also being gay takes a lot of energy and I am tired.

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

elon musk’s twitter journey is very jack skellington trying to do christmas

[Christian F @cjfrandsy]

@jamesholod I didn't even try to get a prescription here in France i don't even know how

[Christian F @cjfrandsy]

@BriOnACracker Noted

[Christian F @cjfrandsy]

@AddisonDJenkins It's been gay for a long time

[Christian F @cjfrandsy]

Okay this is my actual last tweet from this account before switching to my new, more restrained, & hopefully less stressful handle (@chri5tianule) but HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEPHEN SONDHEIM AND ALSO ALW YOU ARE BOTH IMPORTANT BUT ESPECIALLY STEVE! THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! All right, bye!

[Christian F @cjfrandsy]

@imjustinrandall Ex boyfriend 100 %

My father isn't taking any of this seriously and it's driving me absolutely crazy

[Christian F @cjfrandsy]

@shayla_who @SarahTaber_bww @mkyfstr I need pillows made from every kind of fabric here

[Christian F @cjfrandsy]

This is my last tweet before I put this account to bed and it will be shameless because why not?

Do you have an alt and can I follow it during quarantine???

[Christian F @cjfrandsy]

So let’s play! We will play at a new time - 4:00 pm at the High School main field – Saturday, March 21, 2020 – If the High School main field is occupied, we will play at the JV field, and if that is not available, then Hahamongna field as the alternative.

[Christian F @cjfrandsy]

One of my issues with Trovatore is that you see almost no interaction between Leonora and Manrico--because I don't get a sense of their relationship or chemistry before they are suddenly torn apart, I have no reason to care!

[Christian F @cjfrandsy]

45 minutes in and Trovatore is just about the most what the fuck opera I've ever encountered. Great score though, obvi

[Christian F @cjfrandsy]

That's a lie, Pearl Fishers is more WTF than Trovatore

[Christian F @cjfrandsy]

The impeccable timing of an eco-activist mini-challenge the very same week that Rupaul is cancelled for fracking

[Christian F @cjfrandsy]

@brianjoralvarez Brian, why did you post my daily routine, I told you about it in confidence!

[Christian F @cjfrandsy]

@jessica_steele7 I feel you. I wish I knew the answer, or at least how to make it feel better

[Christian F @cjfrandsy]

@shayla_who Have you seen the movie yet?

[Christian F @cjfrandsy]

Can't believe I only just now realized that allege and allegation are different forms of the same word.

[BCC @ByCommonConsent]

You thought it was an earthquake, but it was actually the awakening of Brigham's Bane, the Balrog that dwells beneath Granite Mountain.

The Mormons delved too greedily and too deep.

[Christian F @cjfrandsy]

@stenar @cassiebeech11 @carlosronco @mfadonohue Also, missionaries have iPhones! They are on Facebook!