CJ Knapp

Data Analytics Leader and nerd. Unhealthy obsession with gifs and sarcasm. I take months to choose a laptop bag. Viewpoints are my own.

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[CJ Knapp @CjKnapp84]

@sqlzack Delta 4 looms, and it comes bearing catalogs

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@1followernodad Time called that book one of the 100 best English language novels between '96 - '05.

Time clearly never had to talk to someone obsessed with it.

[CJ Knapp @CjKnapp84]

@JessicaBoddy I love your top 5, and love that Control made the list! That game was well crafted and it was so clearly a labor of love. I forgot all about it

[CJ Knapp @CjKnapp84]

@cathrinew Okay but are we just gonna skip the fact that the song is a certified classic!? I love that song still

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@jasminericegirl This is bone-chilling. I thought I was following this story and didn't see this. Psychopathy in plain sight. Yet he's still spreading hate on Twitter and through the fight promotion activities.

She deserves to win and it still isn't enough.

[CJ Knapp @CjKnapp84]

@MrAndyCutler @databricks How crazy! I'm almost done with the partner academy courses and getting ready to do it and the pro cert now. How'd the experience compare to the MS exams for you?

[CJ Knapp @CjKnapp84]

@sqlzack @databricks @DeltaLakeOSS Bro. I have so many follow ups but has huge potential vs having to constantly deal with varying manifests

[CJ Knapp @CjKnapp84]

@sqlzack Virtualization and lakehouse all in the SSMS you know and love!

[CJ Knapp @CjKnapp84]

@hope_foley I don't know what all the commandments would be, but it feels like a fun research item.

[CJ Knapp @CjKnapp84]

@hope_foley What a great question. Feels like it would precede a ten commandments style listicle with bullets "ELT is easier to restart than ETL" and "define standards for data quality and cleanliness for each zone prior to moving data through them."

[CJ Knapp @CjKnapp84]

Twitter is unrecognizable. This is hard to watch. Aaron Rupar? Really?

I don't post a lot, but I loved this site for the speed of news, the fun content, and breadth of information. As fun content turns to worry, and the breadth of info narrows, speed isn't enough. #FragileElon

[CJ Knapp @CjKnapp84]

@1followernodad 1, 3, and 6 are articles I would pay to read any day of the week. These are the REAL issues

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@ehansalytics Have you done Sanderson's Mistborn trilogy? Also, Joe Abercrombie's first law trilogy or Brent Weeks Lightbringer series will get you in the neighborhood.

[CJ Knapp @CjKnapp84]

@dataveld I often ask about number of content creators vs. consumer only interactors, and then realize that did very little to help me hone in. That's always fun.

[CJ Knapp @CjKnapp84]

This is cool, for my Power BI and Synapse nerds #PowerBI #azuresynapse
https://t.co/kN8DG4K8Qo

[CJ Knapp @CjKnapp84]

@Kendra_Little Is that the camera that lets you use windows hello?

[CJ Knapp @CjKnapp84]

@SQLAllFather, you don't know me, but I've quoted your maxim on data transformation enough in the last two months that I want to say thank you directly. It saves a lot of time in my conversations!

ps I make sure you're attributed :)

[George Fraser @frasergeorgew]

If you don’t laugh you’ll cry: this company decided they need data visualization and BI, but none of that “data warehousing” malarkey. https://t.co/os5an8BlNJ

[Visual Studio Code @code]

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[CJ Knapp @CjKnapp84]

@trendoid For real. The real crime is what he's done to InfoSec Twitter. Those folks had it hard enough before this

[CJ Knapp @CjKnapp84]

Does he really not have one technical person near him? By this logic, pressing F12 on a keyboard is an unforgivable crime.