Carolyn Madison

toss-no-mas native new mexican. lover of art and experience. pro-human, pro-nature, pro-happiness.

[Carolyn Madison @cjmads01]

@IraGilligan @sarasmckinney I am so glad you did not waste the opportunity to correct “their”. This is gold. Cheers to you.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Play this on loop 24/7

[Carolyn Madison @cjmads01]

@_mitch_mitchell Cheering for you

[Carolyn Madison @cjmads01]

@MaTeO83 I think the proper response to all of this is “thanks Obama”

[Carolyn Madison @cjmads01]

@MaTeO83 Add Jurassic park in there, too

[Sara Triana @_sara_triana]

The joy this gives me

[Carolyn Madison @cjmads01]

@_sara_triana Maybe check into a weekly summer camp?

[Sara Triana @_sara_triana]

Pre-order my poetry collection Spread Thick at https://t.co/g9MGbenerk. I wrote these poems in 2020 and they are presented in chronological order-- a record of my pandemic life at home. Read it if you down with: cucumbers! compost! existential dread!

[Carolyn Madison @cjmads01]

@_mitch_mitchell Super!

[Carolyn Madison @cjmads01]

@EmDeeEm I think today might be mine too. IRS auditor refused an extension for a remote audit during the last two weeks of tax season, when we were only notified of the audit this month. It’s unbelievable. And then someone asked me if their 1099s were automatically sent and that broke me

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Suspicious how everyone blames the rising cost of a burrito on workers getting a $1 raise but not the fact that CEO pay has gone up 1,322% in the last 43 years.

Last year Chipotle gave its CEO a $24 million raise and paid him 2,898x more than their median employee.

[Carolyn Madison @cjmads01]

@_mitch_mitchell 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

[Carolyn Madison @cjmads01]

@_mitch_mitchell 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Carolyn Madison @cjmads01]

@_mitch_mitchell Interesting code. I’m listening.

[Carolyn Madison @cjmads01]

@_mitch_mitchell Ha!!

[Carolyn Madison @cjmads01]

@_mitch_mitchell Noooooo!

[Carolyn Madison @cjmads01]

@_mitch_mitchell 😆😆😑

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Every so often, he tells the truth about his lying.

[Carolyn Madison @cjmads01]

@_mitch_mitchell This is how you cheat on your taxes y’all. Not your average person can do it either. Does anyone ever tell him that he shouldn’t be publicly announcing his lack of knowledge on the subject? Oh wait, this is gold - showing us how the rich avoid things the common person cannot.

[Carolyn Madison @cjmads01]

@_mitch_mitchell This guy. I wish he would stop normalizing cheating. It’s actually not ok to avoid paying taxes on compensation because you have the privilege of receiving fringe benefits.