Chris Martz

Director of Global Membership and Education at Kiwanis International

[Chris Martz @cjmartz]

In the 80s if you buttoned the top button of your polo you were called a nerd and made fun of. In the late 90s you were told not wear pleated pants any longer. #JustinSylvester is cohosting #JennaAndFriends today - buttoned up polo and pleated pants.

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When the fourth hour of @TODAYshow changes to “Jenna & Friends,” we really need “Jenna & Joe.” Maybe a regular weekly show/segment with @joefryer.

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@WTHRcom How many times can Matt say “road spray” in three hours? It’s a drinking game—orange juice, of course. It’s breakfast time.

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@ScottWTHR @JennieWTHR I love the set for The Road to Paris. You need to do more causal reporting.

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People are weird. There are five people inside Starbucks and 27 cars in the drive thru. I’m across the street grabbing my coffee — in and out in a two minutes with a complementary green cup to your red fancy cup. #Starbucks #Panera

[Chris Martz @cjmartz]

Remember the couple meeting in the commercial?

“Hey, you got your chocolate in my peanut butter!” “You got your peanut butter on my chocolate!”

I guess Reese’s will have to get into the relationship trend of throuples now.
“Honey, let’s add some caramel to our life!” #Reeses

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@PaneraBread this morning…since this location opened in December, it’s been nonstop issues. I would guess there is a sign on the door at least once a week with a different type of issue. 9235 N. Michigan Road, Indianapolis.
— Frustrated Sip Club Member.

[Chris Martz @cjmartz]

Today we strive to impact 20,000 kids by raising $45,000 with online fundraising campaigns. My personal goal is to raise enough money for 500 kids - and I will double your gift today. #KidsNeedKiwanis

Donate to my Day of Giving Campaign:
https://t.co/VZhEJ22Ht7

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@WTHRcom I missed the start of the news this evening. Not sure why Scott, Anne Marie, and Sean are wearing the colors they are tonight, but they all look great!

[Chris Martz @cjmartz]

(A few people out of their seats)

“Ladies and gentlemen..the seat belt sign is on for your safety and the safety of those around you. Please remain in your seats!”

10 minutes later…four people are up and about.

#SouthwestPeople

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When your iPhone and Facebook know you’re on vacation and know too much about your personal life…

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@nicksoaaa @GPDrometer I was thinking the same thing.

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Watching #EmmanuelMacron speak. The United States needs an attractive younger president. He's 44 years old!

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How many times can the commentators mention that Tom Brady is 45 years old? #SundayNightFootball

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@B1057 Why is the radio station off the air this morning?

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This is what the guy at the UPS store is doing with your packages after he checks them in. #UPS #UPSstore

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@xs_eduardoo Where did you find these?

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This is my brand new sprinkler head replaced about three weeks ago after accessible sidewalks were installed on my lot. Yesterday they ripped out the recently grass seeded area to do more work. Why???? #CityOfFishers #FishersIndiana #HowardCompanies

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Stock market closes at its lowest in 17 months and #WoodsideEnergy is ringing the closing bell applauding like crazy!

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Empathy crisis: 31% of American adults are unable to see the point of view of other people.

Good interview:
https://t.co/UceIT7pDQi