Claire Stockley

mother, wife, runner, eater, sleeper, crocheter, bean counter. All views my own.

reduce - reuse - recycle

[Claire Stockley @cjmpom]

@b_e_v_m @gemmaireland_ @pell_jake Snap, what a relief!

[Claire Stockley @cjmpom]

@fesshole

[Claire Stockley @cjmpom]

@fesshole You dodged a bullet there then, that was unkind.

[Claire Stockley @cjmpom]

@fesshole I've been doing mine at home for years and never had trouble. I feel I'm due a disaster now.

[Claire Stockley @cjmpom]

@fesshole Ouch. I must remember to check the boxes are sealed in future.

[Claire Stockley @cjmpom]

@btwdidimention @Ralphnkd @fesshole Sorry 😞

[Claire Stockley @cjmpom]

@septimusajprime Side chick or first love? And don't bother replying to me anyone, I can't be arsed with it today.

[Claire Stockley @cjmpom]

@fesshole My niece April was born in January. I was born in January and my middle name is may. Feckers.

[Claire Stockley @cjmpom]

@rjdekanter @GoldenGoalFF @fesshole Mine always goes under the seat in front.

[Claire Stockley @cjmpom]

@Er_Nope @JoltVisceral @fesshole Or 750 freddos

[Claire Stockley @cjmpom]

@jdaley1982 @fesshole My confession here is I quite dig Lord Tumble, just none of the other Tumbles. I worry that deep down it's all about the money.

[Claire Stockley @cjmpom]

@LateSaid @fesshole Probably, my husband rarely bothers to shut the door when he's doing that 🙄

[Claire Stockley @cjmpom]

@INBRed_Devil @fesshole Yeah probably.

[Claire Stockley @cjmpom]

@INBRed_Devil @fesshole She's "barely worked" but sounds like she's a cleaner, cook, gardener, child minder...

[Claire Stockley @cjmpom]

@WBoberton @gareth71 @anon_opin Or "following". There's a button for that you numpty.

[Claire Stockley @cjmpom]

@OmazeUK My daughter has already picked out her bedroom...

[Claire Stockley @cjmpom]

@jenn_buckley4 @fesshole My ex husband's parents bought him this weird framed print thing for his 21st birthday that had all facts about the year he was born. His middle name is Keith but they wrote Kieth on it and didn't notice. His parents.

[Claire Stockley @cjmpom]

@fesshole These are the confessions I'm here for.

[Claire Stockley @cjmpom]

@fesshole How on earth does one find a gay-spa? Is there a special search engine?