Conrad Barnabus's Spoonerisms

I've got licences to kill, I've got licences to fish.

[Libqor @Libqor]

@CountBinface The time is now Binface.

We are behind you.

We need #RefuseUK

[James Foster @JamesEFoster]

"I don't think @Nigel_Farage is the bloke you want to have running your kids' schools or running your local hospital or... trust your savings, your pension, your small business to." @RobertJenrick #BBCLauraK

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@daviddaulby @Channel4News Burnham. That is all.

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@WatchReform And yet the biggest crime of all is how he spells 'Jamie'.

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@gavcradd @RailwaymenThe @Richard73486677 @therailwaymensg @MarkBeavanCAFC @GMcGarrySport That's because you don't understand how local radio works.

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@McquillanB86174 @LukeOAFC91 Aww

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@MattBirtles78 Two shit goals, were they?

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@Bellasub5 @VanceAlexander_ @JohnCleese "The left"! 🤣🤣 What, and who the hell are you talking about? Be specific.

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@GroupToStopHate @FlapsO_Hoolahan @Iromg Pretty terrible opinion

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@1stZoeKat @mazemoore What on earth are you talking about?

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@joaquinpayaso @DodgyDrains @Sup2Communism @ThatAlexWoman What? Surely you know that's wrong.

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@ArchRose90 @realDonaldTrump Oh yeah, coz Starmer's a socialist!?

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The big light switch on in Thornbury. But it turns out the people of Thornbury don't have a very big ladder.

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@Mr_R_Alexander @Cam647236830367 Funny

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@Mr_R_Alexander @Cam647236830367 It's actually quite amusing to watch people who have little to no understanding of History or qualifications to talk about it, flail around wildly to fulfil misguided political narratives.

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@Mr_R_Alexander @Cam647236830367 ...on this planet. Humans have been on earth 200,000+ years, there is no evidence of race being used to judge people before the 15th, 16th century; very recent in relative terms.

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@Cam647236830367 @Mr_R_Alexander The nation state and nationality has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with biology. The nation-state as a concept is essentially no older than the Peace of Westphalia either. You've been brainwashed, young man.

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@Mr_R_Alexander @Cam647236830367 Well, who can argue with that logic?

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@Mr_R_Alexander @Cam647236830367 Feel free to explain