CJ Sarmiento

I eat breakfast for dinner.

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Law and Order SVU is on @Netflix_PH pero bakit naman five seasons lang (12-16)😑😅

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@grabph you really need to remind your driver partners to prioritize car hygiene this summer 🤢🤮

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Abs bakit naman ganyan ang camera ni Sen hahaha

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huy ben & ben grabe na yung (re) imagination niyo mapanakit

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Confirmed 18 years of turmoil ng Pilipinas

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In an interview in a local radio station, RMN 91.1 DWNX FM, Robredo said she still has unfinished projects in Naga City. | via @jessiecruzat

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UPDATE: Naga City Mayor Leni Robredo says she is certain she will not seek any national post in the 2028 elections, adding she will instead run for a second term as mayor. | via @jessiecruzat

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Hi @grabph having a hard time getting a ride from our area for days now. Please help, thanks!

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Warner blurting out to other MEs, “Back off vultures, I’m not yet dead” is funny af 🤣🤣🤣 #LawAndOrderSVU

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Hindi masarap yung truffle burger ng mcdo

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Parang hindi lang four percent

[Bilyonaryo News Channel @bncdotph]

PH INFLATION JUMPS TO 4.1% ON FUEL SHOCK

Inflation in the Philippines surged to 4.1 percent in March 2026 from 2.4 percent in February, breaching the Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas’ 2–4 percent target and marking the fastest pace since July 2024.

The spike, driven largely by soaring fuel and food costs, followed global oil price shocks linked to escalating conflict in the Middle East, which disrupted supply routes and pushed crude prices above $100 per barrel.

Data from the Philippine Statistics Authority (PSA) showed transport inflation jumping to 9.9 percent—accounting for more than half of the increase—as gasoline and diesel prices rose sharply.

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Sana lang talaga mapunta sa riders na talagang gumagastos sa gas

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From Frania to Taaw 150 pesos tryke 😩

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Sino ba yang si Linda Walker

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Halumigmig

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Plane boarding lines. Deplaning lines.
Cafe lines. Grocery cashier lines. Please don’t stand so close to the person in front of you. It won’t make the line move faster or shorter. Personal space is free. So is patience.

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OMG Major throw back c/o Dogshow Divas: OG notebook brands: Cattleya, Green Apple, Corona

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When responding to a ‘what’ question, refrain from using jargon in your definitions or explanations. A ‘what’ question seeks clarity and simplicity, and using technical language defeats that purpose.

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God help me survive this day--super mega intense migraine on a Monday morning.

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Minsan talaga, no matter how nice a person is, mag-iiba pa rin ang tingin mo sa kanya kung mali ang grammar niya kahit simple singular-plural form lang yan

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Watching Private Practice S05 finale and it’s four minutes til the end of the episode. Shonda usually drops sh*t during this time, it’s killing me