CJ Oordt

I now have two loves in my life: Big city livin, and a voodoo woman named Phyllis

[CJ Oordt @cjoordt]

Long may they reign

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@austinbrusse @Me Do they have green machine sauce cuz if not I dont wanna hear it

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@austinbrusse @Me Blasphemy. Ive never had sushi pure but I dont believe you.

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Jerry Krause looks like Bubble Bass

[Naval @naval]

Colleges have to convince students for the next year that a remote education is worth every bit as much as an in-person one, and then pivot back before students actually start believing it.

It’s like only being able to sell your competitor’s product for a year.

[Kevin Kelly @kevin2kelly]

It’s my birthday. I’m 68. I feel like pulling up a rocking chair and dispensing advice to the young ‘uns. Here are 68 bits of unsolicited advice which I offer as my birthday present to all of you. https://t.co/ylgC9i1wfp

[Me? infopoint kiosk @shit_queen]

THREAD: what kind of New Yorker are you based on your favorite grocery store:

[CJ Oordt @cjoordt]

Beginning to understand why both of Dennis Rodmans kids decided to go to Wazzu

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Tallest Man on Earth cover set for your Friday viewing pleasure https://t.co/7qC5e4Yf7h

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Hey @NFL how about some background music? Goodell is just... talking.

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Hey @NickRolovich take us to the Rose Bowl and I've got a pair of airpods with your name on it.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

New Wazzu head coach @NickRolovich gave a tour of campus by strapping a phone to his hat and riding a bike around town 😂

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@ThatGuyTrevor YOU CANT MAKE ME

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Amendment: Jack in the box taco sauce is perfect. Shame on me for forgetting that.

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Chick fil a sauce, fire sauce, and BK Zesty Onion Ring sauce are the holy trinity of fast food sauces and you cannot convince me otherwise.

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@jacobxdansereau @merrickrutledge Definitely

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Chick fil a sauce, fire sauce, and BK Zesty Onion Ring sauce are the holy trinity of fast food sauces and you cannot convince me otherwise.

[CJ Oordt @cjoordt]

Blazers fans just shared a universal very dark moment.

[Joe Simons @joesimonssays]

NBA playoffs were supposed to start this weekend, which means the Blazers would've stolen Game 1 in LA from the Lakers this weekend smh

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

A few weeks ago Yanira Soriano, critically ill with COVID-19, was admitted to Northwell Health’s Southside Hospital in Suffolk County, NY.

She was also 34 weeks pregnant.

(Thread — and it’s worth it)

[CJ Oordt @cjoordt]

No

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TREVOR ITS “STORM BEFORE THE CALM” YOU PHONY #LTYH