Christopher Jorgensen

I try hard to not let myself become that guy, but chances are I am him, and for that I apologize. The internet's fool.

pronouns: he/him

[Christopher Jorgensen @cjorgensen]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 24 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).

[Christopher Jorgensen @cjorgensen]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years, since 24 Jun 2008 (via @twi_age).

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

This oral argument, in which Kozinski threatened to name the prosecutors responsible for okaying perjury in a murder case, remains one of my favorites of all time.

Notably, one of those names would have been Kamala Harris.

https://t.co/u0zGRQX0DU

[Christopher Jorgensen @cjorgensen]

I'm switching this account to protected.

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@mirriam71 And in a lot of ways I am. When I worked retail, I had nothing to take from me. Now I feel almost more vulnerable as I actually have something to lose.

[Christopher Jorgensen @cjorgensen]

@mirriam71 Twice in my life I have been sick enough to rack up over $250k in medical bills. The 1st time cost me $25k+. The 2nd $8k. (I had better insurance the 2nd time).

I have about $250k in assets (including retirement).

I feel as insecure as I did when I worked retail.

[Arjun Arya, MD, MSc. @aryadoctoryet]

PSA: if you’re worried about CO2 accumulation from masks, our climate crisis is going to blow your mind

#MedTwitter #COVID19 #MaskUp

[Christopher Jorgensen @cjorgensen]

Sometimes I wonder if people are aware as everything crumbles around them or if the end always comes as a surprise?

[Christopher Jorgensen @cjorgensen]

Was writing “Prashil,” and my autocorrect changed it to “Peashooter” and now that’s what I am going to think about every time I see that guy.

[Christopher Jorgensen @cjorgensen]

@mirriam71 What's a baby thinker?

[Christopher Jorgensen @cjorgensen]

@AhmadibnRachid @mirriam71 @YasirQadhi There are exceptions clawed out for religious institutions, government., and even small businesses.

[Christopher Jorgensen @cjorgensen]

So I am playing around with OBS for work, and one of the default camera settings is for "Chaturbate."

If I ever have to explain this...

[Christopher Jorgensen @cjorgensen]

I'm an IT professional that pretty much hates email.

It is a piss-poor medium for communication and is often way too misused. It was broken from the get-go as far as I am concerned and has only gotten worse.

[Christopher Jorgensen @cjorgensen]

A collector’s item, ⁦@newsmanone⁩. Hope all is well with you!

[Friday Night @YakuzaFriday]

Friday at last...

[Christopher Jorgensen @cjorgensen]

@nerdboner Sensodyne?

[0 days without a Trump arrest @MeThatYouKnow]

We could have had a woman who sings to her dog and LET'S HIM EAT A BURRITO ON THE CARPET as president but noOoOoOoO we had to go with the shiny old guy.

[Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT]

"I'll never lie to you. You have my word on that," @PressSec says in response to question from @colvinj

[Christopher Jorgensen @cjorgensen]

@Popehat I would say make it legally coast to coast would solve the banking issue.

[Christopher Jorgensen @cjorgensen]

@SBartner @ewingcourt9 I didn't see the 2. I do now.