Con(not)man

He(y)/They

[Con(not)man @cjoswald13]

Officially humiliating myself:

https://t.co/mMB0oAXrib

[Con(not)man @cjoswald13]

@hujane I would love a pdf!!!

[Con(not)man @cjoswald13]

yeah so getting this was instant serotonin
@well_dipper

[Con(not)man @cjoswald13]

I came out of the womb with a giant 'they' stapled to my forehead actually

[Con(not)man @cjoswald13]

I...??? Gender at birth?????

[Con(not)man @cjoswald13]

@elliegsnyder SAME! I,,,lov her

[Con(not)man @cjoswald13]

One of the first poems I remember loving. Thank you, Jean Valentine.

[Con(not)man @cjoswald13]

@vitcavage NOT the Cyber Punk game is my only advice haha

[ELLE Magazine (US) @ELLEmagazine]

Christie Smythe covered white-collar crime for Bloomberg News and lived "the perfect little Brooklyn life" with her husband. Then she threw it all away for one of her sources: infamous pharma bro Martin Shkreli. https://t.co/Xk0zXmYkgF

[Con(not)man @cjoswald13]

same 😔😔😔

[NYT Science @NYTScience]

By fashioning a megaphone out of a leaf, male crickets disadvantaged by their song or size can become “just as sexy” as their louder or larger brethren https://t.co/vzVuaYL5k6

[Con(not)man @cjoswald13]

Yeah grad school apps are going great

[Academy of American Poets @POETSorg]

"It’s one of my more self-evident works, and I don’t like covering things with a lot of exegesis."

—Anne Carson
#AboutThisPoem

https://t.co/QtdxkjRxs1

[Con(not)man @cjoswald13]

I did some very bad math. For the 20k minutes that I (shamefully) listened to...I gave her...15 dollars....anyways Spotify is evil. Buy your fav's album.

[Con(not)man @cjoswald13]

In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird 🤣🤣 I’m a weirdo 🤠🤡 I don’t “fit in”🤓 and I don’t WANT to fit in 😈Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on?💂 That’s weird.👽
@phoebe_bridgers

[Con(not)man @cjoswald13]

@lizardhavens I cried, can't lie

[Con(not)man @cjoswald13]

@Kat_905 @sadiethedoglady @reginasopinion @natkmmr rude to not include me but also I don't have a bookshelf so like fair

[Con(not)man @cjoswald13]

@katebernheimer @adroitjournal Thanks! You teach at U of A, right? That's where I went for undergrad!!

[Con(not)man @cjoswald13]

Maybe I should put this here too?? But I got published! If you have the time, please take a look at the entire issue (and maybe my piece): https://t.co/4vcbkNETN1
@adroitjournal

[Con(not)man @cjoswald13]

@hermanngottIieb ur hair looks Great! like wtf????

[Con(not)man @cjoswald13]

@hermanngottIieb @vibranseas I was coming after u arm like Pennywise came after Georgie's