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A guy with a super short attention span trying to pack 110 years of living into 100 years of life.

[ChrisP One @cjpatterson]

@JustineBateman Is she really filming this from the backseat of a chauffeured car? The irony.

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@dezmondOliver Every time I second guess FSD I am wrong. I am now just a passenger.

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@US_Stormwatch Negotiate almond milk for data centers and we'll see how fast they get off of the "not in my backyard" data center train

[ChrisP One @cjpatterson]

@MrJones_Sr @b_kantz @adamcarolla May you go far in this life sir. Speak the truth

[ChrisP One @cjpatterson]

@AAGDhillon @TheJusticeDept @CivilRights Can I get an amen in the back row!

[ChrisP One @cjpatterson]

@gunrights @AAGDhillon Now do California

[ChrisP One @cjpatterson]

@bschippers I use it to be more human-like at stop signs. That full stop freaks out drivers in the intersection or behind you.

[ChrisP One @cjpatterson]

@HoldenCCole Sweet. I've been looking for something like that

[ChrisP One @cjpatterson]

Drove to Paso Robles last weekend for a wine tasting weekend with some friends. Had to follow their car on the way to the house we were staying at. This forced me to not use FSD for four and a half hours. It was torture. Wish there was a setting where I could say "follow that car".

[ChrisP One @cjpatterson]

@mikepat711 💯 spot on. I feel the exact same way.

[ChrisP One @cjpatterson]

While using FSD in my Model Y, I asked Grok to find me a great burrito on my drive home from Oceanside, CA yesterday and not to add too much time to my drive. Ended up having an amazing shrimp burrito at a place I would never have ventured to. Great little place 2 miles off the freeway. Much better than a fast food option and got to give some $$ to a local business.
My only complaint is that FSD scolded me on the drive home because it took 2 hands to hold the football sized burrito I was enjoying and it even ended up taking my FSD away from me. Can't wait for unsupervised FSD so I can eat in peace.
Another advantage of Grok and Tesla- introducing you to new exeriences.
El Parque Mexican Restaurant in Fallbrook- Solid choice, Grok.

[ChrisP One @cjpatterson]

@tankots @WisprFlow I've been using it for months on my computer and just now realized I could add it to my phone. Super excited to see how it works on mobile devices. Thanks for making such an amazing product.

[ChrisP One @cjpatterson]

Somewhat true.
It misses turns often. I speak as someone who has a 93% FSD ( the 7% is likely when my wife is driving ) for the last 9,000 miles. It literally missed a carpool lane flyover this last Saturday for no reason and added 10 minutes to our 90 minute drive, thus making us late.

[ChrisP One @cjpatterson]

@JJWatt My new rule is that if I'm standing, there's no tip. If I'm seated than a tip may be considered. It simplifies things for me. Feet under my = no tip.

[ChrisP One @cjpatterson]

@BakersDT $19.07 for a beef burrito, fries and a Coke? Wow. That's almost 2 trips to @innoutburger . Haven't been to Baker's in a few years and at these prices, I'm not coming back.

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The dumbest question .... " not too many people who look like you win...." fool, everyone who wins a marathon "looks" like him. People with more melanin in their skin have dominated distance running for a long time. The question could have been about Americans winning but instead he couldn't help but dip into the racial tank for a question. Good job, sir, for winning a grueling race and to the reporter, poor showing- do better.
What a great role model this coach is for his team and the nation.

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@BlackWolfTexas @FN_America @EOTECHInc So many improvements over the circa 1991 version that I carried. So any things we knew needed to change. And heaven help you if you had to do CQB with the old version.

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The thing that offends me most about the men's U.S. Hockey locker room Gold Medal celebration is the choice of beers.
Corona? Seriously? PBR, Budweiser, insert any American Beer or crappy Midwest beer here, but to stock the celebration with Corona cuts me as an American.
@usahockey
But this GIF is legendary on so many levels.

[Orange Bowl Boys 🎧 #OBB @OrangeBowlBoys]

An All-Time GIF right here

[ChrisP One @cjpatterson]

When your teeth match your flag #winning
@usahockey

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

Jack Hughes. ABSOLUTE LEGEND. Got his teeth knocked out by a high stick from Sam Bennett in the 3rd period but was that going to stop him? No chance. He spit out the blood and kept playing. Scoring the winning goal in OT and securing the gold for the US against Canada in the Olympics.

What a legend. The indomitable American spirit. 🇺🇸 🫡

FINAL SCORE:
🇺🇸USA - 2 🥇
🇨🇦CANADA - 1 🥈