Mrs.Pez

UT GRAD & baby momma to @jperezxv ❤️💕

[Mrs.Pez @cjperezxv]

Reminisce when you came out the womb
Tears of joy I think filled up the room
You are now the reason that I fight

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 😭
https://t.co/BkMk95QIbj

[Mrs.Pez @cjperezxv]

I have an exam at 8 tomorrow and I’m too invested in this Cardi Nicki drama that I can’t sleep 😩

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

But stop all this talking WHERE YOU AT? You said you was gonna cave my sister chest in… We checking our DMs and ain’t seen it yet!! Everybody up and waiting… DROP THE ADDY RIGHT NOW HO

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

DROP THE ADDY RIGHT NOW!!!! And don’t go tagging the feds and the police like you did 3 months ago you pussy ass bitch STFU

[Matt @MattPhillips22]

White people rn:

#SuperBowl #Halftime #KendrickLamar

[malena ☆ @sonidocriminal]

me trying to fight criston cole. if he has a million haters, then i am one of them. if he has ten haters, then i am one of them. if he has only one hater then that is me. if he has no haters, then that means i am no longer on earth. #HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD

[Mrs.Pez @cjperezxv]

IT IS 2024 why are we still replying all??!!!

[Mrs.Pez @cjperezxv]

It is 2020 why are we still replying all???

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Teaching is one of the hardest jobs in this country – and one of the most important.

It’s not enough to give teachers praise.

We ought to give them a raise.

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

I’m the quiet client. I like to receive my services in silence, I don’t wanna do too much talking😂

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I JUST FELL OFF MY BED AND SCREAMED

[Mrs.Pez @cjperezxv]

Update. We will now be going to Seattle to see Taylor in her era tour.

[Mrs.Pez @cjperezxv]

I have not accepted the reality that I might have to cancel my Boston trip because we can’t get our shit together and stay tf home!! 🤬

[Vada Fly @Vada_Fly]

Kyrie Irving was like You Yt people will not trick me again 😂😂😂 His Post-Game Interview answers are GOLD:

[Mrs.Pez @cjperezxv]

As a math teacher, yes.

[Martin Luther Scheme @MrAviator1906]

Yall barely wanted to do fractions. I am to believe you would be all ears if your teacher was teaching taxes to you? Lol

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

We're going to cancel the STAAR test.

[Mrs.Pez @cjperezxv]

IDC school is mandatory for kids so yes food should be FREE!

[Mrs.Pez @cjperezxv]

People saying “well don’t have kids then” are fking annoying. Like fine, but those kids didn’t ask to be born. So what we’re going to punish the kids, because their parents can’t afford to feed them???!!!!! And the ugly part is that there are TEACHERS who think like this.

[Rachel Cox @rachel4arkansas]

Tonight I went to my son’s open house. The cafeteria went over lunch/breakfast costs. For 1 child to eat breakfast & lunch daily= $140/mo. I saw the look of panic in many parents eyes who didn’t realize the free lunch program had ended. Universal free meals @ school must happen.

[Mrs.Pez @cjperezxv]

JJ watt gets it

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Yes. Was I not supposed to?

We didn’t do a gender reveal, we just found out and then told people when they asked.

[brady 🖖🏻 @itstonypizza]

if i text you "🧙‍♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP

[Mrs.Pez @cjperezxv]

Literally fuck this place. #RoeVsWade

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Overturning Roe v. Wade and denying women the right to control their own bodies is an outrage and in defiance of what the American people want. Democrats must now end the filibuster in the Senate, codify Roe v. Wade, and once again make abortion legal and safe.