Joseph Pinciaro

Husband, human dad, dog dad, marketer, beer snob, fantasy sports champ, meh golfer, horrible hunter.

[Joseph Pinciaro @cjpinch]

@NateSilver538 @NateSilver538 how does this math add up if only 55-60% of the public is vaccinated? Group D has to be bigger, right?

[Joseph Pinciaro @cjpinch]

@TheRichardLewis Good for you for making the hard choices, @TheRichardLewis. Congrats on your sobriety and I wish you the best.

8/3/04. My sister and I thought my mom had heat exhaustion. Rushed to the ER. Died 8/4 from acute liver failure (alcoholism).

Help your loved ones before it’s too late

[Joseph Pinciaro @cjpinch]

@dbernstein Just used by @maddow!

[MLB @MLB]

It’s been awhile, so here’s a refresher on what nasty pitches look like. 🤯

[Joseph Pinciaro @cjpinch]

Not a movie directed by Martin Scorsese including Joe Pesci. Yet.

[J. David McSwane @davidmcswane]

1) The VA signed a $34.5 million deal for N95 masks with a company that advertised “block chain” solutions and had only existed for 2 years.

I called the company to see why

Ended up on a private jet, following one of the most bizarre stories of my career …

[Joseph Pinciaro @cjpinch]

My fantastic stepmother in the middle #NationalNursesDay

[Jared Willey @jaredwilley]

Hey parents with young kids: need a little break in your day? How about letting one of the nicest people in the world read to your kids for a bit?

Check out Storytime with Missy and Mark https://t.co/5BoULR4dBh

[Joseph Pinciaro @cjpinch]

@AdamWChap Rog! 👀😂

[Joseph Pinciaro @cjpinch]

“Dada, is today tomorrow?”

“🤔”

#QuarantineLife #QuarantineQuotes

[Joseph Pinciaro @cjpinch]

Really appreciating @ratemyskyperoom. A Twitter feed for the times.

[Nancy Palmer @npalmerrothman]

15 pages of obituaries in The Boston Globe today.

[Joseph Pinciaro @cjpinch]

Bad take, great photo

[Joseph Pinciaro @cjpinch]

@RocketMortgage Just spoke with Ted, thanks. I understand there are delays at this point with everything going on. Hoping that my rate lock does not expire because of it, though.

[Joseph Pinciaro @cjpinch]

.@RocketMortgage: “As a reminder, it’s very important that you regularly check your ToDo list.”

Me: “As a reminder, I’ve been checking for weeks. If there’s anyone who should be checking their ToDo list, it’s whoever is supposed to be verifying my condo info.”

RM:

#refinancing

[Joseph Pinciaro @cjpinch]

Patience

/PA-shen-sense/

noun

1) watching your three year old do a puzzle

“The parent exhibited great patience minimally interceding, understanding that THE FLAT PIECES LINE UP WITH THE EDGES.

And also experienced joy watching the child put each piece together. Slowly.”

[Jason Schwartz @JasonSchwartz]

The confused and frightened looks on children's faces is not even one of the 3 best things about this video

[Joseph Pinciaro @cjpinch]

Also like the cover of ‘American Nations.’
https://t.co/DBtt7BwlT1

[Joseph Pinciaro @cjpinch]

It turns out that when your wife is cleaning up dog vomit at 5:10AM, singing the Mr Rogers’ Neighborhood theme song isn’t funny as you might originally think.

[Joseph Pinciaro @cjpinch]

Kind of like one of those times my ball deflected off a tree and onto the fairway

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

April 10, 2016: Louis Oosthuizen (@Louis57TM) gets the hole-in-one on 16 at Augusta after his ball deflects off J.B. Holmes’ on the green and goes into the hole.

[NPR Music @nprmusic]

It's no ballpark, but for now, it'll do. https://t.co/jOnpDeCOoY