Jared Willey

I help missional organizations with marketing and communications. I try to say worthwhile things with fewer words. My favorite thing is encouraging people.

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Don’t judge me by my pinned tweet

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Dear package designers for @HEXPerformance detergent: do you guys actually do your own laundry? I’ve loved and used your product for years, but the new bottle design makes no sense. I literally needed a tool to open it the first time.

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And I have never been more in anyone’s corner more than the gymnastics dad with the 178 heart rate

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I love watching the #Olympics because I’m never rooting against anyone.

As a #Boston sports fan this is an unfamiliar feeling but it’s growing on me

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@Porsche And yes I know it’s ironic since I drive a Boxster

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@Porsche I only have the base stereo so it has to sound good lo-fi… how about Cayman Review by Trey Anastasio? https://t.co/iuj3jbhG97

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@JonAcuff My money’s on corgis making a push as fall approaches. They’re kind of a floofy version of weiner dogs, perfect for winter.

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No play by play, no commentary… it’s like watching a podcast while there’s a game going on

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Iowa vs. UConn game has an 80’s Celtics vs Pistons vibe

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The disrespect of ESPN for the women’s game evidenced by their choice of commentators

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There are people who buy cars at auction, and people who buy cars at an auction. These are never the same people.

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More proof that as kids get older their stories get better: my daughter told me that last year on the prom bus a kid had a bloody nose, and nobody had a tissue. So she gave him a tampon… and it worked.

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Well I guess I’m one of the tifosi now. Forza, @LewisHamilton !

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@MKBHD I think the magic word with modern sports cars is heritage; not just in car, but in the heart and mind of the driver. Driving *anything* is ultimately about how well you operate the machine, but modern EVs are making the operator a passive accessory, at best.

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Way to go @mixbook - not only did you fail to deliver my order (a Christmas gift!) 16 days after I ordered it with express shipping... you still haven't even shipped it. #mixbook #mixbookfail

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I want a hippoporschemus for Christmas

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One of the greatest spectacles in all of Motorsport is #LeMans but a close second is Martin Bundle walking the grid before a Formula 1 race

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What a weird day. I just ate a woopie pie for lunch.

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You press a button to open the door, which I suppose would come in handy if I was too tired to pull a small lever

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Took my car in for service and got an electric vehicle as a loaner.

Half the time I’m like there’s nothing happening and the rest of the time I’m like what is happening

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I’ve driven it 24 miles and the range to empty has dropped 51 miles. I believe this is what is referred to as “electric car math.”