King Slender

6’5 280 VMA Champion Master of the Backbreaker

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@APOOCH Your words are hurtful.

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@MaacTheft I don’t know if Rider exists a decade from now, probably merged with TCNJ.

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@teacher_bracket @RossDellenger @YahooSports Duquesne…LaSalle…Fordham… it’s not exactly the coolest table in the middle school cafeteria.

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@Sam_Federman @Fairfieldbball3 Eh…I think the Patriot or A10 would be a more preferred destination. Don’t know how much it moves the needle. Kind of odd that the rest of them play football as well.

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@sportsrapport Pumped gas with a guy in the 80s who would always say:

“Seger, man, all his stuff sounds the same.”

Then he released Shakedown.

And he says, “Man, that’s just not Seger.”

I just shook my head.

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@MorrisonEr67815 @OleTimeHardball I was trolling with the Delahanty reference, but Hayes did have a very solid career as a Philly.

The 5 for 1 stuff gets a bit overblown, it was basically Franco plus filler for Hayes.

And that, is a debatable trade, but you argue Hayes could be on the Wall of Fame.

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@MOSPhiladelphia Another reason why Von Hayes should be on the Phillies Wall of Fame.

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@Beardaknowledge @jawn_kruk Von Hayes should be on that Wall before Lieberthal, Rolen and Abreu.

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@NJHoopsHaven @AsburyParkPress A lot of guards. Going to very interesting to see how the rotation plays out.

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@JimmyTraina I don’t know… Those pretzels are pretty freaking good.

Compared to how we’re getting screwed on everything else, it was probably a prudent purchase

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@DalyDoseOfHoops @AndrewCatalon If he ever scores a touchdown, Joe Buck could say….

He has completed the erotic journey from Milan to Minsk!

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@BKNetsTweets So we’re still tanking?

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@RasslinGrenade In fairness, “poultry in motion” is pretty darn good…

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@MidAtlanticPod I believe you are referring to President Rhodes….

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@briannnnf @DalyDoseOfHoops That’s interesting…

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@FB_Helmet_Guy Bro…

Bro…

C’mon now…

Bro…

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@NikkiNic9384 Bordentown is the Mason-Dixon Line.

Below that all Philly

Trenton/Hamilton disputed territory.

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@sondraa She is learning…