Curtiss Spivey

Get Wood; CO School of Mines

[Curtiss Spivey @cjspivey10]

And that's why I'm marrying you!

[Curtiss Spivey @cjspivey10]

Anyone want to go ice fishing or play ping pong In my garage?

[Mines Athletics @MinesAthletics]

#MinesMBB has earned the #NCAAD2 South Central #1 seed and will host the regional March 11-14! #HelluvaEngineer

[RMAC Sports @RMAC_SPORTS]

OREDIGGERS WIN! 102-98

[Creed's Thoughts @CreedsThinks]

Who remembers when creed finally did a cartwheel!
https://t.co/YxZLKtqXEt

[Creed's Thoughts @CreedsThinks]

"Creed Bratton has never declared bankruptcy when Creed Bratton gets in trouble he transfers his debt to William Charles Snyder."
#TheOffice

[Dwight Schrute @DwightFalse]

When someone tries to name a better show than The Office https://t.co/CxyD0IQoCe

[Swedish Canary 🇺🇸🇸🇪 @SwedishCanary]

Christmas tip: put your Christmas trash in your neighbors bin so they get robbed instead of you.

[Curtiss Spivey @cjspivey10]

Got distracted in church and started identifying the zero-force members in the ceiling. #WhyAmIDoingThisIHatedStatics

[out of context things @TheComedyHumor]

"Merry Christmas, here's some ketchup"

[NFL Draft @NFLDraft]

2017 #ProBowl players by school:

1. @AlabamaFTBL (6)
2. @GatorsFB (4)
FULL: https://t.co/iAZz8kK1OZ

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

(Tim Burton walks into a flooring store)
Salesman: hello, welcome to—
(Tims already speedwalking away towards the checkered tile section)

[Curtiss Spivey @cjspivey10]

Lost my glasses so I put on an old pair its still blurry so I held another old pair in front, I see perfectly #HowCanISeeIfMyEyesArentReal

[Curtiss Spivey @cjspivey10]

Guess I'm okay then https://t.co/Box6WyffwJ

[wint @dril]

people named fucking "Curtis" need to get a grip, and start calling themselves "Curt" which is a rteal name