Sanjay Patel

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Alas, poor Yorick!

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@donmcgowan As Yoda might say ‘the cognitive dissonance is strong with this one’.

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@c2c_Rail Thank you 🙏🏼

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@c2c_Rail Good Morning - Are trains running to Liverpool Street today instead of Fenchurch St, from Southend Central?

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@c2c_Rail Thanks. Can you please give me the first two train times from midday direct to Liv Street from Southend Central? Cheers in advance 🙏🏼

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@ollyherron @PaulPonting 😆

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@PaulPonting Mate, every f*cking day and twice on Sunday 🫡

[Sanjay Patel @ckdSanjay]

Gabriel Agbonlahor just reinforces the wild trope that all footballers are as thick as mince. He’s just too challenged and doesn’t realise that he’s on radio as the challenged sidekick rather than the erudite elite sportsman. Gabs, we’re laughing at you, not with you., #Arsenal

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@PaulPonting ♥️

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@Sakaextra2 Glenn Helder

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@laythy29 Apparently, he also scooped ‘Sports Journalist of the year’ so he wasn’t too upset..

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@McFlybowy Interesting pitch. I remember Anelka, he was 17. Tore the rule book up. I think Kroupi gives off the same vibe 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

22 long years for the Arsenal.

But finally, we’re back where we belong.

Champions!

[Premier League @premierleague]

It was never done, but it is now…

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Still, at least Rayan Cherki got to enjoy those kick-ups

[Premier League @premierleague]

This title race is going down to the wire. 👊

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Arsenal celebrating like they’ve won the league

[Sanjay Patel @ckdSanjay]

Surely Citeh bottled it 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@woodysirish Ah Woody, don’t do it to yourself. There are too many ‘what ifs’. I’m just gonna try and see if Bournemouth can put in a shift and see how the Spuds get on 😅

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@campbellclaret @BurnleyOfficial @Arsenal Tbh Alastair, if you’d played like that, with that much fire, you might have stayed up. Sadly, we are everyone’s ‘cup final’ 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Sam Dean @SamJDean]

With respect to my colleagues in the football writing industry, I am stunned that Bruno Fernandes has been named FWA Footballer of the Year instead of Declan Rice. Rice has literally won more matches this season (35) than Fernandes has even played (34).

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