Chris Kelsey

32, Goalkeeping Extraordinaire, full time div, love football, love cars, love bein a tit. Mullet with headlights.

[Chris Kelsey @ckelfy]

@benrwright @colmmccracken @alexberesfordTV Sometimes

[Chris Kelsey @ckelfy]

@colmmccracken @alexberesfordTV I hear your point, but everyday is a danger to life-let’s face it, we could be hit by a bus or get run over tomorrow, and it won’t matter if it’s 45 degrees, or raining

[Chris Kelsey @ckelfy]

@BenInRushcliffe All for it, would love this every day! Why do so many people spend thousands of pounds every year to go and sit in this sort of weather for two weeks? I’m not worried at all, weather is weather, can’t do anything about it, let’s just get on with it

[Chris Kelsey @ckelfy]

@sarah_go_green Shouldnt have bought an electric car then

[Chris Kelsey @ckelfy]

@W_L_M__U_K @RestoreBritain @RestoreNetwork_ @elonmusk @RupertLowe10 That is awful to see and don’t wish it on anyone, so do hope he’s ok, BUT-if the bloke wasn’t being such a fucking helmet in the first place and the police didn’t need to wrestle him to the ground, it wouldn’t have happened in the first place

[celtic Jaime 🍀 @celtic_jaime]

Howling 😂😂😂

[Chris Kelsey @ckelfy]

@Sam_Gillx @ratemyplatenow Been there before. Return of Heston himself tomorrow

[Chris Kelsey @ckelfy]

@AGroundsss @paulstevens73 I did originally think offside, as goalscorer immediately becomes active at the start of the second phase (ie to me, he (goalscorer) looked offside when original pass was played), but he was onside anyway, so none of it really matters 😂

[Chris Kelsey @ckelfy]

@brightonsnapper @GreggsOfficial Genuinely don’t see the problem with all of this-you sit in traffic for 10-15 minutes, and what 🤷‍♂️ nobody seems to have any patience any more! Quite nice to just use the quiet time to chill by myself for a bit. Its only traffic

[Chris Kelsey @ckelfy]

@wrapandstick hi, I placed an online order nearly 3 weeks ago but I still haven’t received it……any update please?

[Chris Kelsey @ckelfy]

@wassatt70 @Fenzo1211 @Kop202 *you’re

[Chris Kelsey @ckelfy]

@Fenzo1211 @doug146937 @Kop202 But true-strictly speaking, your original sentence doesn’t make sense-you should have used “their”, as this is the correct grammar

[Chris Kelsey @ckelfy]

It’s the big one tomorrow! Simple Maths-we win the game, then we win the league! Massive game, let’s do this 💪 up the wickers @SouthwickFCMens

[Chris Kelsey @ckelfy]

@ExtremeFootbal4 Saddam Hussein?

[Chris Kelsey @ckelfy]

@blakeyinnit @FootballInT80s I was also there, as a fresh faced 13 year old! Happy Brighton and Hove Albion day

[Chris Kelsey @ckelfy]

Happy Brighton And Hove Albion Day @kerrymayo3

[When Football Was Better @FootballInT80s]

03/05/1997:

Brighton & Hove Albion trail Hereford 0-1 and are heading out of the Football League....

They need a hero to save them and send their hosts down instead.

Mr. Robbie Reinelt is the man.

The rest, as they say, is history.