Thomas Massie after losing Kentucky Republican Primary:
"I would have come out sooner, but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find Ed Gallrein in Tel Aviv."
"kevyn, these are the buffalo sabres. it's a great roster of exciting young prospects who score goals like nobody's business with a superstar defenseman and olympian goaltender. their defect is they all fucking hate you and they're gonna play like shit until you're fired"