Caryn Scheving

gatherer of facts and perpetually indecisive. ENTP/FJ and 9

[Caryn Scheving @ckscheving]

@SquarespaceHelp every single Squarespace site seems to be in meltdown mode .... you guys gonna get that fixed soon?

[Caryn Scheving @ckscheving]

Toddler: *demands cookie*
Parents: finish dinner and then you can have a cookie.
Toddler: no.
Parents: *eat cookies in front of him*
Toddler: *inHALES all his food and then receives cookie*
.... the proceeds to smash cookie into oblivion and use it like playdoh.

[Caryn Scheving @ckscheving]

Disney princesses gave me a lot false ideas about reality... but the one I hold them most accountable for the implication that strapless gowns are a simple-to-wear staple of any wardrobe.

[Caryn Scheving @ckscheving]

I just ironed a shirt b e f o r e hanging it in my closet.

[Caryn Scheving @ckscheving]

“It looks like empathy
To understand all sides
But I’m just trying to find myself
Through someone else’s eyes.”

@sleepingatlast is a poet... I feel so known. #enneagram9

[Not Another Pinterest Mom @xennial_mom]

*me giggles at Twitter

Husband: what?

Me: *reads tweet aloud

Him:... meh

*Repeat forever

[Caryn Scheving @ckscheving]

Guys. It’s a real thing. It’s haaaaaaappening 🤩🤩🤩

[Uninspiring Enneagram @EnneagramMemes]

When there’s a ton of drama around you but you’re trying to maintain your inner peace. #enneagram9

[Caryn Scheving @ckscheving]

@Mulletstache_ Such as?

[Caryn Scheving @ckscheving]

@hannahdelight The “other Christians” (applicable to all sides)

[kelsey dake 𝖗𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌 @kelseyrushing]

I’m always very confused when older people start complaining to me about millennials, I’m 29.

[Zach Wahls @ZachWahls]

Have to confess I'm a little surprised Drogon can understand a complicated sociological metaphor but not a simple who-dun-it.

[Caryn Scheving @ckscheving]

Cheers 🥂 it’s been a wild ride and I have no expectations anymore. #GOTSeasonFinale

[Caryn Scheving @ckscheving]

“What do you want for lunch, little man?”
-Mac n cheese.

*moments later*

“Ok, mommy’s going to make Mac n cheese”
-Screeches of disapproval.
“Do you want a sandwich?”
-No.
“How about apples and peanut butter?”
-No.
“What do you want?”
-Mac n cheese.

[Caryn Scheving @ckscheving]

The 500,000 people that signed the GOT S8 petition clearly don’t understand foreshadowing. #GoTS8 #UnpopularOpinion

[Caryn Scheving @ckscheving]

@NatureisScary @WestonFrazor I’m done sleeping forever.

[Caryn Scheving @ckscheving]

I have a hundred things that must be done today, so like a true 9, here I am.

[Caryn Scheving @ckscheving]

@lilrose_k @juandorozco90 We’ve tried! Our skill set is not comic illustrations 😓 ...but I see your point.

[Caryn Scheving @ckscheving]

I have great ideas for a comic book about living with a toddler... I really wish I could make my hand draw what’s in my head 😓

[Caryn Scheving @ckscheving]

It’s nice that hotels provide weirdly scented body lotion, but what’s somebody got to do to get actual hand soap?

[Caryn Scheving @ckscheving]

@kylescary Same. But, ya know... with juice boxes.