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Therapy is not enough.

I want a vorpal blade to go snicker-snack.

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Hey @airbnb, you cancelled my vacation reservation in error and your support agents are completely unable to help resolve. I keep being told I will hear from the specialty team and receive none of the promised call backs or emails.

Vacation begins on Monday- where is the help?

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@granttosterudwx They've already upgraded Zone 27, Royal John, to "set" status, too.

https://t.co/qJisAEtPvo

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@AlyssaHarr86736 @MoDOT I'm at mile marker 210 and have gone less than a mile in the last 2 hours. I think it's still closed.

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@AmericanAir cust. service rushed me off the phone when I didn't immediately agree to open an AAdvantage account for my minor child in order to adjust a trip. I have an AAdvantage account and I booked the res, but a separate corporate acct is needed for a ten year old?! Hellscape

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@pattonoswalt Thank you for staying with us through our "persistent vomiter" !!

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@Matt_Bernico yes

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@korlamasters This is above the 4-6 range (unless read aloud by an adult) but HIGHLY recommend Lumberjanes!!

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@Matt_Bernico :cries in Missouri reps:

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@NatashaOladokun I am overcome with desire for this trinket!

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@NatashaOladokun HI BARBIE!

[Plague Poems @PlaguePoems]

Dear friend,
a sincere apology
I know that my words
are often rather repetitive
please believe me
it is not intentional
but to be honest with you
I only ever really say one thing
and it’s getting more difficult
to find new ways to say
that we should take care
of each other.

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Oh my god, help
I just finished Good Omens season 2 and I am SOBBING

[Robert Fischer @_imPRessive_]

Today is a day of hope and a day where we say the transgender community cannot be erased. @PROMOMissouri appreciates the work of the @aclu_mo, @LambdaLegal, and @BCLPlaw for defending trans rights — the right to access medically necessary healthcare.

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So far I've:
-sat outside and talked out loud to a friend about my fears
-bumped my thermostat up by a degree
-petted my dog
-remembered that, no matter what, death awaits everyone I know, including my child

Just Friday Things!

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So uh

How are we handling our climate existentialism these days?

Cause I'm open to tips and tricks 🙃

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@LShalott In mealtrain-type sitations, other really helpful things can be paper products! A delivery of paper towels, toilet paper, disposable cutlery, and napkins are usually well-received too!

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@LShalott I don't know how physically close you are, but gift cards can go a long way - even if it doesn't cover a whole meal. To a single restaurant, or doordash/instacart credits, it has all helped us when we've needed it

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@honeyoaths check https://t.co/NCYOMlySv9?

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@korlamasters oof. I know this moment

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@honeyoaths Spouse and I were both like wait...when did one of us teach him this?

...we don't remember. Raising him very right, very on accident

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Out of context quote from the child:
"I'm not the one whose penis rotted off in the Bible. That guy was a total piece of shit. Worst king on planet earth."