Chandler Kuenzi

I like people and I like them to like me, but I wear my heart where God put it, on the inside.
F. Scott Fitzgerald

[Chandler Kuenzi @ckuenzi]

Can we please stop with the star war events on #DisneyEmojiBlitz. Every other one is the same

[Cameo @BookCameo]

Like many of you, we felt the need to do something to help Australia.

For every RT this gets we’ll donate $0.50 to @WIRES_NSW - the largest wildlife rescue group in Australia.

Let’s help save our koalas and all other wildlife together ♥️ #AustraliaBushfires #CameosForAustralia

[Spoiled Little Brat @spoiledbratprbz]

Patiently waiting for Victoria’s Secret to sell swimsuits again.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Get out of bed.

4-year-old: I can't. It's cold.

Me: We still have to do things when it's cold.

4: Who's idea was that?

[christina @tinaaturner]

everybody and their mom is getting engaged meanwhile i can’t even commit to the outfit i’m wearing to flex on my cousins at the family christmas party

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Brunch is a dangerous game.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Don't even ask...

[Rads @_radsy]

Getting brunch is just a really bougie way of saying you’re incapable of making decisions

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: How can it be so cold when it's light outside?

Me: I don't know.

5: The sun is broken.

[Chandler Kuenzi @ckuenzi]

@tinaaturner You will. For the same reason you should never get back with an ex. You quit for a reason.

[Anna Kate @dishinwithak]

people my age are planning weddings meanwhile i'm tryna decide if i should shower tonight or tomorrow....

[relatable @byreIatable]

Accurate

[Katie @psychogf_]

It should be a life rule that if it’s under 10 degrees outside that everything is cancelled.

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Every December is a game of chicken between me and the Christmas spirit.

[Chandler Kuenzi @ckuenzi]

@Pea_Jay_Coleman I wish I was this cool https://t.co/R9PbBKtfIb

[Brian Luebben | Action Academy Podcast @brianluebben]

"What are you looking for in a relationship?"

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

Attempting to watch 19hrs and 39 mins of Harry Potter straight