🌊

[Zachree @ZoZoZoZiZiZi]

sleep-o

[⚭ @lekimgym]

i’m very self aware. which hasn’t solved anything.

[jujubee 📇 @snaiImaiI]

“WHERE’S THE FUCKING CARD THROWING MACHINE? Where’s the fucking card throwing machine, dude?”

“Dude, Wee Man, I would NEVER use a card throwing machine on you.”

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

who up experiencing a non specific sadness

[. @mrw1sconsin]

The hoes went from sundresses to John cena jorts. Worst timeline ever.

[Wrought @wroughttt]

Decided to get a water pick to try and improve my oral hygiene. Tried it out tonight. Shot a jet of water straight into the back of my throat, triggered my gag reflex, projectile vomited into my sink. Moral of the story is never fucking bother with anything

[🌊 @ckymdsn]

@steelballron 2 years ago, they offered me $40 for my ps4. told them no way. next day a fucking truck drove through their store 😎

[wetto @SuicideChrist]

fighting for my life, it’s just another fuckin thursday

[grace @gracefishlove]

ur hating on me and im kinda seeing where ur coming from

[🌊 @ckymdsn]

@harry my son went a month ago. he’s up there with yours 🧡

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@hippojuicefilm You mean crack head faggot. And all your gym pictures with your greased up muscles are really hot Royce.

[🌊 @ckymdsn]

🧡

[🌊 @ckymdsn]

missing my son a lot today ❤️‍🩹

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[🌊 @ckymdsn]

@sluttspend @SuicideChrist you don’t even know scrim like that if you think that’s what he’s about! pathetic

[Lane Kiffin (2017-19) @Kiffinbesniffin]

Roommate’s girlfriend wants me to put my weed away when she’s here #fuckyouhitler

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

JUUL was the Saddam Hussein of the vape industry

[🌊 @ckymdsn]

@Native_living @FoxNews are you delusional or just lying? gas was 2 something when i started driving UNDER OBAMA and 3 something to 4 something under biden and now it’s fucking 6 dollars almost 7 under trump. so huh?