Eric Mead

[Eric Mead @claaaams]

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[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

The same YouGov Senate polls:

Arizona -🔵Gallego +8
Michigan -🔵Slotkin +9
Nevada -🔵Rosen +7
Pennsylvania -🔵Casey +12
Wisconsin -🔵Baldwin +7

[Eric Mead @claaaams]

@RealKidPoker Welp Daniel, you might as well retire. This thing obviously has all the angles figured out

[Eric Mead @claaaams]

I dunno man, nobody reads this hellsite any more but sometimes you just think “Claro is Spanish for innit” and there’s nowhere else to post it.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Can we...just accept that we suck at this?

I want to tell you a story that has made me kinda hopeless about Twitter's ability to affect positive things happening, and it starts with this tweet from Hillary Clinton.

https://t.co/CCWzdwPSUu

[Eric Mead @claaaams]

This is for absolutely nobody, but:
I made Masters in TFT for the first time! That was really friggin difficult.

[Eric Mead @claaaams]

Made this up 25 yrs ago:

See, my old man he's got a problem/
He lives in the ocean he's half man half squid/
His body evolved to breathe water/
So he can't see his wife and kids/
I said "somebody gotta take care of him/
So I bought a scuba suit that's what I did

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

what i want for dinner does not exist yet

[Eric Mead @claaaams]

Happy new year y’all,it’s about to be the best year yet

[Eric Mead @claaaams]

Was just talking to Colleen and earnestly wanted to say the word “hashtag” but somehow it came out as “assbag”. #Assbag

[Eric Mead @claaaams]

@richterscale I’ll leave when dril leaves and not a day sooner

[Eric Mead @claaaams]

@CumminsCorbett @messeduppcs God no. PTSD

[Oz Katerji @OzKaterji]

Sorry I know this is very serious but I’m in Kyiv & have no meaningful way of covering this story for you except by retweeting Russian telegram screenshots. This is however definitely in the top 3 funniest things that has happened in my lifetime & I absolutely am going to laugh.

[Eric Mead @claaaams]

My dad, who lives in Vegas, is apparently happy about the outcome of the hockey, and has begun celebrating?

[Eric Mead @claaaams]

@CumminsCorbett This 👏link 👏 works 👏

[Eric Mead @claaaams]

@CumminsCorbett Nobody says that!

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

I wrote about how it's going on here, and tried to pin down whatever Twitter Blue Mindset is. https://t.co/1DiK0Zh1um

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

I can’t answer this question for Bill Maher but YOU CAN

A thread.

[Eric Mead @claaaams]

Tom Holland's "Umbrella" | Lip Sync Battle https://t.co/ecXHrVkFos via @YouTube

That’s all.

[Eric Mead @claaaams]

@david_j_roth This is your best tweet.